Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
What has rings but no fingers?
A telephone
This element of Negligence connects the claimants harm to the plaintiff’s negligent act
Cause and Effect
What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
Any dog, because buildings can’t jump.
True OR False
It is the claimants responsibility to demonstrate contributory negligence.
False
It is for the defendant to demonstrate that the claimant contributed to the damage or loss
The Occupiers Liability Act of 1984 governs?
Trespassers
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
True OR False
Contributory Negligence eliminates the defendants liability and damages to be paid to claimant.
False
It reduces the amount of damages that may be paid.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Liability that arises from the breach of a duty is called?
Tortious Liability.
Occurs when the claimant is found to have contributed in some way to the damage or loss that he or she has suffered
In order for this tort to be established the first question in a court which must be answered is whether or not the person was required to exercise reasonable care in the circumstances involved.
Negligence
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
To project heat, light, noise or vapours onto another person so as to cause physical injury or personal discomfort is what type of trespass?
Battery.
Why did the math textbook visit the guidance counsellor?
It needed help figuring out its problems.
What does "Res ipsa loquitor" translated mean?
‘The facts speak for themselves’
The Occupiers Liability Act of 1957 governs ?
Visitors
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?
A parrot.
What book won't teachers give you credit for reading?
Facebook.
The case of Roe v Minister of Health [1954] 2 WLR 915 is a case citation for ?
The principle of remoteness
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Thanks— I’ll never part with it!
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Assault, Battery and False Imprisonment are the three categories of this Tort.
Trespass to person
What is an astronaut’s favourite part on a computer?
The space bar.
What does "Volenti not fit injuria" mean?
Injury cannot be done to a person who voluntarily accepts the risk’.
An activity or physical condition that is indecent or offensive to the senses or interferes with another person’s reasonable use and enjoyment of life or property
Nuisance
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
In spoken form it is slander and in written form it is libel
Defamation.
What kind of shoes can fit a lot of feet in them?
Vans.
"Res Ipsa" is used to determine which tort?
Negligence