Riley Fact$
What is Riley's go-to fun fact that is a flat out lie?
That he was slimed on Nickelodeon
How many times did Riley and Marta have a "thing" before they officially started dating?
A lot of times. Like a year's worth of times
Where did Riley and Marta first meet?
Pono Ranch
How many people are in the wedding party?
(not including the officiant or bride and groom)
21
Who is Marta's "hear me out"?
Tars from Interstellar
What sport(s) did Riley play in high school?
(hint: he had to wear a collar)
Golf and bowling
Who asked who out when they made their relationship official?
Marta
Where did they have their first kiss?
Chelan
Who is officiating the wedding?
The one and only CHRIS NELSONNNNN
According to Riley, how many children will him and Marta have?
3
Who is Riley's celebrity crush?
Dua Lipa or Tilda Swinton
When did they move in together?
September 2024
Where was their first date?
Canned wine in Magnolia
How many bridesmaids has Marta lived with?
5
Which one of them loves canned tuna and which one hates desserts?
Marta = tuna lover
Riley = dessert h8r
What is Riley's favorite cottage cheese brand?
Good Culture
What did Marta's dad bring as a gift to their engagement party?
A single pumpkin with a sharpie drawing on it
Where did they spend their first Valentine's day?
Probably Riley's apartment or Grappa
Marta please confirm
Who in Marta's family is most likely to openly flirt with Riley on their wedding day?
Her mom, Barbara
When Marta is telling a story about herself, she will sometimes pauses and say "and I was ____". What bodily function is she usually doing?
Sweating, she was sweating.
What is Riley's vice that he really thought he convinced Marta he quit but we all knew he didn't.
Zyn
Fun Fact: Him and Chris zyn'd so much when they lived together that they got a free neon light with their rewards points
On average, when Marta is out with the gals and Riley is out with some buddies, how soon after Marta texts him that she's heading home, does he announce his departure?
Negative 8 minutes, he was tracking her the whole time and left before she even texted.
Where did Riley first propose to Marta?
Hawaii
Plus 10 points if you can name the island
Plus 1,000,000 points if you can name the hike
Marta’s wedding morning is chaotic. Her bridesmaids are sipping mimosas while getting hair and makeup done.
By 9:30 AM, Marta has had six mimosas and is now attempting eyeliner and a TikTok dance. Emily confiscates the champagne and hands her a bagel. With the ceremony at 2:00 PM, Marta must sober up fast.
Starting at 10:00 AM, she drinks one glass of water every 30 minutes. If each mimosa takes 1.5 hours to metabolize, what time will she be sober?
Marta will be fully sober at 6:30 PM—about 4.5 hours after the ceremony.
What is Marta's biggest ick for Riley?
He hoards dishes AND leaves sunflower seed shells everywhere. Gross