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What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?
Queue
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither—they both weigh a ton.
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
A staircase
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
A bank
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band / A Head Band
What has words, but never speaks?
A book
What has a thumb and four fingers, but is not a hand?
A glove
What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
A stamp
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are a grandfather, father and son.
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A deck of cards
What building has the most stories?
The library
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary
The day before yesterday I was 21, and next year I will be 24. When is my birthday?
December 31; today is January 1.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck