Quotable Quotes
Notable Totes
Favorite Things
ANXIETY
Dr. Spraggins
100

"Swimming in cold water is really good for you.That's what makes it fun." 

Who is Ryan Lavery? 

100

A giant sci-fi novel

Who are Molly (or Madelena)?  

100

Approximately 400 games a day of ping pong on the patio.  

Who is Dimitri?  

100
Students making these tried to utilize Christmas themes...until they learned that Dr. Spraggins doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What are "posters" about marginal cost?

100

Dr. Spraggins once observed an English class with these two students in it. 

Who are Kareem Ammar and Dimitri? 

200

"It's not a problem, but you spelled my name wrong."

Who is Madelena?

200
Super-realistic art

Who is Sarah? 

200
Terrifying attempts at drawing solids of known cross sections.

Who is Jack (or Finn)?  

200

He repeated, "I'm going to fail, I'm going to fail, I'm going to fail" like a favorite mantra.

Who is Ryan Lee?

200

Dr. Spraggins never felt like he was pronouncing this student's name correctly...because he probably wasn't.

Who is Thibeaux?

300

"Bruh."

Who is Kareem Ammar?  

300

A tee-shirt pretty much every day

Who is Thibeaux (or the Ryans)?  

300

Terrifyingly good attempts at drawing volumes of known cross sections.

Who is Molly?

300

During a test when I said there should be no questions, she replied, "THERE ARE QUESTIONS BECAUSE I HAVE ONE!!!"

Who is Katie? 

300
Writing that's difficult to read is par for the course for teachers, but this student's work really tested Dr. Spraggins's eyesight.

Who is Finn?  

400

"I thought about this problem all weekend long. My dad and I talked about it.  It's driving me crazy."

Who is Finn?

400

A janky calculator that had to be plugged in at all times.

Who is Maggie?

400

Two classes in a row in the same room

Who are Ryan Lee and 

400

Once promised Dr. Spraggins she was about to fail an assessment since she knew nothing about the material and then ended up getting a perfect score.  

Who is Alexandra?  

400

"READ A BOOK," Dr. Spraggins once said to this student, who promptly showed him the book she was reading.

Who is Sarah?  

500

"Yeah, I'm kind of behind."

Who is Kareem Ansari?

500
Persimmons

Who is Katie?

500

Acting as a fashion model

Who is Kareem Ammar.

500

This student once tried to scare a llama, because, you know.  

Who is Olivia?  

500

One of Dr. Spraggins's fondest memories was when this student confidently solved a homework problem at the board that required knowledge of an obscure trigonometric identity.

Who is Olivia?

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