Cristianisms
What is Cristian's cure-all for feeling down?
What is a walk, hike, or simply reconnecting with nature
What is Cristian's favorite color? (Bonus points for the specific shade or hue)
What is the name of Cristian's cat?
Who is Bear (I wanted to insert a picture of her, but I had to pay to do it)
Gay son or th*t daughter?
What is gay son (we can queen out together)
Did Cristian almost fall into the alt-right pipeline in the days of his youth?
What is, no, of course not
What mystical figure does Cristian always say he wants to become?
What is a wizard
What is Cristian's favorite animal?
Does Cristian have autism?
What is, idk probably
Would Cristian choose world peace or to spend one night with Rachel Sennott?
What is, Cristian gets nervous around pretty women, so he would choose world peace (duh)
Did Cristian's fear of snakes originate from wanting to be more like Indiana Jones?
What is, yes, I don't know how, but there was a very distinct time where I was scared of snakes, and when I wasn't
When Cristian raises a clenched fist into the air, what is he trying to communicate?
What is support for feminism or marginalized people #woke
What superpower would Cristian want the most? (Two options)
How many swords does Cristian have stashed around his house?
What are three (rookie numbers)
Would Cristian choose to be a knight, a pirate, or a cowboy?
Did Cristian once wake up to find a demon sitting on his chest and traumatizing him?
What is no, I've never experienced any form of sleep paralysis, but still have vivid night terrors
When things get tough in Cristian's life, what does he always threaten to do?
What is live in the woods forevermore
What is Cristian's favorite smell? (Multiple options)
What are rain, books, rosemary, and pine
How long has it been since Cristian threw up?
What is more than a year
If Cristian were a wizard, would he wear a cloak with a hood or one without one? (Bonus points if you correct the color of the cloak as well)
What is a cloak with a hood, perhaps a brown or green one
Did Cristian accidentally cross paths with a Playboy Bunny within the bowels of a Barnes and Noble?
What is, yes, strangely enough
This is Cristian's take on a classic phrase, "inside you there are two wolves, the hater and the [FILL IN THE BLANK]"
Paint a picture of Cristian's type (list some features or characteristics)
What is brunette, curly hair, kind, feminist, nerdy, woman
What is the password to Cristian's phone?
What is 24601 (bonus points if you sing it like Hugh Jackman)
Would Cristian choose to meet the love of his life right now or brutally destroy Donald Trump with a large stick (piñata style)?
What is, Cristian would choose love first and then plan to beat the evil orange man with a stick
Did Cristian once watch 5 seasons of a sitcom within 5 days purely because it was leaving Netflix?