HUSBANDS
Your husband calls to say he will be home from work in 5 minutes, first thing to do is
Brush your hair since you haven’t looked in the mirror all day.
Your child is hiding behind you as you walk up to the championship game
You made them wear the wrong uniform from last year’s team.
You finally washed the sheets from the top bunk of your son’s bunkbed
You forget the sheets in the washer for too long and they mildew and now he’s sleeping on a towel.
You set your alarm for 15 minutes earlier than normal to do your devotions
Baby wakes up 20 minutes early.
You finally make it to the gym
But there’s no time to shower, so dry shampoo and Febreeze it is.
Your husband offers you a backrub when the kids go to bed
It never happens because you fell asleep during the kids bedtime routine and now you’re curled up in a racecar bed.
It’s 95 degrees and the coach won’t cancel outdoor sports practice/game
You forget their water bottle at home.
You swept the floor while your kids were napping
They spill goldfish on the floor and then step on them while you’re in the bathroom.
You tell the kids you are starting a bedtime family Bible study
The baby gets colic and cries every night.
Your husband takes the kids on a walk so you can shower
Your razor has been sitting for so long it rusted.
Your husband wants to trade cars to carpool to a work event
Vacuum out a month’s worth of puffs and French fries only leave a forgotten dirty diaper in the trunk.
You plan an end of summer beach day
You forgot sunscreen and they start the school year with a sunburn.
You reprimand your son for getting toothpaste all over the bathroom sink, mirror and somehow, toilet
It was his sister.
You commit to pray for a missionary family each night
Your husband wakes you up because you are snoring too loudly.
You use a box dye to cover your grays
It’s the wrong color and gives you orange streaks.