It Rhymes with a Color
Mike's Inner Thoughts
NUMB3RS
Movies
1

Carson Webster managed to eat 6 of these in 1min in February of this year.

SALTINE

1

"Ouch. That's much too hot."

Either when Mike is stepping foot into a bath or taking the first sip of a hot stew

1

Name 1 thing that happened in this very specific year

The War of 1812

1

Race cars don’t have phones

Cars 3

2

If you were an alpaca you'd probably live here

PERU

2

"Wow, I wish I could do that"

Mike watching a bird fly by
2

Pick a number between 0 and 4500

anything less than 100.

2

Dadgum pistachio ice cream

Cars 2

3

The colloquial phrase when fish run out of food

Salmon Famine

3

"I never would have guessed."

Mike answering this question. Unless this is what he said in which case never mind.

3

Which number appears the least:
601603564924718507160785238492473558078715034210433562246948679431815130184230625713209276858679

9. Obviously.

3

I wasn’t scared. I have allergies.

Monsters Inc

4

This two-digit number is the mark of the beast According to anti-capitalist Sally on mysticalnumbers dot com. 

The number 18 is 6+6+6! 666
9+9=18. 18 is 6+6+6.

THAT’S WHY THE PRICE OF EVERYTHING IN AMERICA IS $5.99, $199.99, $2.99, $1899.99 etc…

It’s the mark of the beast…

4

"Say it ain't so!"

Mike learning about the great injustices of the world

4

Rank the days of the week in order from best to worst.

FRIDAY
SATURDAY
SUNDAY
THURSDAY
WEDNESDAY
MONDAY
TUESDAY

4

I create feelings in others that they themselves don’t understand.

Cars

5

Arguably the most important ingredient in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Bread

5

"This is by far one of the coolest, most amazing things I have ever experienced. I only wish it lasted longer."

Mike riding an elevator for the first time.

5

5555 roughly translated from Thai to English means

ha ha ha ha

5

Milking a yak ain’t exactly a picnic

Monsters Inc again

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