Dad Jokes
Fake spaghetti would be...
An Impasta
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!
300
So I put my hands up They’re playing my song, And the butterflies fly away
Party in the U.S.A. - Miley Cyrus
Has the most Olympic medals in history
Michael Phelps
Makes a shady deal and turns into a human
Ariel
A nose can't be 12 inches long because...
Then it would be a foot
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
The Dark Knight (Batman)
You are my fire, the one desire
I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys
Everyone remembers first place but who is this American who is the second fastest human ever
Tyson Gay
Lives with seven other guys
Snow White
The greenest Presidents in US history?
The Bushes
Life is like a box of chocolates
Forest Gump
If you’re having girl problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a b**** ain’t one
99 Problems - Jay Z
This pitcher won the 2024 MLB rookie of the year award for the National League
Paul Skenes
Does the shoe fit?
Cinderella
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend.
She was obsessed with an X
You can't handle the truth
A Few Good Men
If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make the change
Man In The Mirror - Michael Jackson
"Get up and fight sucker!", said this athlete while competing
Muhammed Ali
Born in New Orleans, she dreams of opening her own restaurant
Tiana
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to
Deter gents
You are a sad, strange, little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.
Toy Story
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it's better than drinking alone
Piano Man - Billy Joel
This NFL player famously said, "Don't do crack", in the movie Waterboy
Lawerence Taylor
She is a part of the only "non-royal" couple in the Disney princess franchise
Mulan