Little Caleb
This game involves nothing but your imagination, some plastic figurines, and maybe a cape.
What is ‘Animals’?
His favorite color
What is ‘purple’?
Caleb preforms one of these for all of his shampoo bottles (and our neighbors) every night
What is ‘a shower concert’?
Caleb met this emo redhead when auditioning for ‘The Cat in the Hat’ in MS
Who is ‘Emma Jarrell’?
This is Caleb’s highest level of education
What is ‘a bachelors of science in nursing’?
This post bath time game requires NOTHING but a towel, and a fun dad
What is ‘Toro Toro’?
These stinky, oily specimens that resemble cat food come in aesthetic canned packaging
What is ‘tinned fish?’
This is what only one person would call ‘Windshield Wipers’
What are ‘Wisher Washers’?
What did the state of Mississippi think Caleb’s wedding anniversary was?
What is ‘May 22, 21’
Caleb held this position on a cardiac care unit
What id ‘Charge Nurse’?
This game involves drawing a humble abode on concrete, and usually Phoebe being your dog
What is ‘Chalk House’?
These little plastic toys are the bane of every foot’s existence
What are ‘Legos’?
This bath time character was derived from a washrag
Who is ‘Super Cockatiel’?
Caleb would do this standing in line behind girls he liked
What is ‘Smell their hair’?
Just some languages has Caleb studied in his growing knowledge of the Bible
What are ‘Greek, Aramaic, Ancient Hebrew, etc.’
Caleb would say this line while pooping under the table
What is “I’m not finisheddd!!”
This group takes modern songs and turns them into delightful jazzy renditions
What is ‘Scott Bradley’s Post Modern Jukeebox’?
The blanket Caleb and Emma will own until either it dies, or they do. Whichever comes first
What is ‘The Texas Quilt’?
Caleb has a 50/50 success rate in confessing to his crushes in this manner
What is ‘Write them a letter’?
Caleb is routinely on this list in college, and routinely surprised
What is ‘The Presidents List’?
Caleb could’ve been the new ‘this-person’, if his parents cared about him less and didn’t get him the surgeries he needed
Who is ‘Helen Keller’?
This real life Prince Naveen has his very own scale, and is teaching Caleb to play the blues
Who is ‘Jon Batiste’?
This is Caleb’s cardinal sin when listening to music
What is ‘not knowing the lyrics’?
This is how Caleb signed off on his original letter to Emma
What is ‘Your friend, Caleb’?
Caleb won this award in nursing school
What is the ‘outstanding nursing student award’?