I am Groot.
Who Is Groot?
I Betrayed My Country, I Love Canada, & I Crashed Many Air Vehicles.
Captain America
Back In Black - AC/DC
Iron Man.
Which Mutate Was Given Their Powers From A Radioactive Arachnid?
The Spectacular Spider-Man.
Father-Son Bonding Time GONE WRONG!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Guardians Of The Galaxy VOL. 2
Clearly You Needed Some Help!
Invisible Woman.
I Have Red Hair, I Don't Have Kids, & I Fell In Love With With A Android.
Black Widow
A Man Without Love - Engelbert Humperdinck
Moon Knight.
Which Character's Father Sent A Thief To Retrieve Them, Only For The Thief To Kidnap The Character Instead.
Star Lord.
Father Tells Son He's Adopted [COMMITS TREASON]!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
THOR
Why The H##l Ain't I Healing?
Wolverine.
We Can Go Invisible, I Have A Robot Friend, & Our Actor Broke Batman's Back.
Venom.
Animals - Maroon 5
Wolverine.
Which Character is Mad Because They Had To Save Some Idiot From Radiation Poisoning.
The Incredible Hulk. [:(
I Met My Girlfriend's Dad GONE WRONG!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Ha Haaa.
Mister Fantastic.
I Am A Avenger, I Am Played By Chris Evans, & I Wear Blue.
The Human Torch (Johnny Storm).
Kung Fu Fighting - Carl Douglas
Iron Fist.
Which Character Left The Circus To Kill People?
Hawkeye (Clint Barton).
Two Men Make New Life... WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WIL SHOCK YOU!!!!
Avengers: Age Of Ultron.
It's Nice To Take A Break From Cosmic Judgement Every Now And Then.
The Phoenix (Jean Grey).
I Hit My Wife, I Crawl On All Fours, & I Mainly Reside In The Water.
The Amazing Spider-Man.
(They Long To Be) Close To You - Carpenters
Jeff The Land Shark.
Which Mutate's Powers Are The Result Of Their Mother's DNA Getting Intertwined With The DNA Of A Rodent?
Squirrel Girl.
How I Met My Terrorist Best Friend...
X-Men: First Class.