What did he say?
Often asked when waiting to turn on to a busy road
"What is this a parade or something?"
This Kwik-Trip staple brings him more excitement than pretty much everything in life
What is a Diet Faygo Moon Mist?
Comes on at 6:30
What is Wheel of Fortune?
You got a "bummer" of a deal in this state
What is Maine?
He is known as the "Simonator"
Who is John Simon?
"nuh-nuh"
Get this brand of drink at Menards
What is Shasta
You might watch The Price is Right or Jeopardy on this channel
What is the Game Show Network?
This city is a fun place to visit, and where one former U.S. president lived
What is Galena, Illinois?
This Cambridge native has a food in his last name
Who is Dan Baltisberger (Boogerberger)?
The answer is almost always no, but he has to ask every time we drive by this place
"Wanna go for a walk around Jensen Lake?"
You've got to have a couple of these in your pockets at every event you go to
What are hard candies (Root Beer Barrels/Butterscotch disks)
What is FOX News?
You took an unexpected swim on your way to this location
What is Lilly Lake?
If you're headed out on a Thursday night, you're probably meeting up with these people according to Brady
Who are dad's "buddies?"
If you see the sign, you just have to say it
"Boosh!"
He puts this on everything
What is Frank's Red Hot
This channel is a must when laying in bed at a hotel
What is The Food Network?
The diving board should've been fastened tighter at the pool at this location
What is Valleyview?
This captain shared cool facts with you in South Carolina?
Who is CJ?
If you hit his stomach he'll probably say this
"Don't hit my obese/blubber"
Put it on fish, put it on fries, it's good on everything
What is malt vinegar?
You can watch professional pillow-fighting on this channel
What is ESPN 8 "The Ocho?"
You could try to beat the sprinters, but it's probably best you stay back and grab some ice pops along the way running through this city
What is Davenport, Iowa?
If you ever go back, you'll find him
Who is Matthias?