When using the internet, you need to be...
What is online?
In no place.
What is nowhere?
There is no difficulty.
What is no problem?
No person.
What is no-one?
A very large sea.
What is an ocean?
Certainly; yes.
What is of course?
A place where people work.
What is an office?
What's black and white and read all over?
What is a newspaper?
999,999 plus 1.
What is a million?
A very small part of something.
What is a piece?
A person who helps people keep safe and stops crime.
What is a police officer?
Music that is popular or modern.
What is pop music?
Clothes that people wear in bed.
What are pajamas?
Maybe.
What is perhaps?
Would you like to open me?
OH, BAD LUCK!!! All teams lose 600 points!!
A place where trains stop.
What is a platform?
A thing that you where around your neck.
What is a necklace?
A very large road for fast cars.
What is a motorway?
You really want to open me, don't you?
Choose a team and give them 400 points.
A person travelling in a car, bus, train or plane.
What is a passenger?
Do you really want to open me?
Marvelous!! 1000 points for each team!!
A building where you sent letters and parcels.
What is a post office?
A fruit often eaten on pizza or in salads.
What are olives?
A place where you can see old and interesting things.
What is a museum?
Check carefully that something is correct.
What is to make sure?