Adventures with alcohol
TCU
Friends
Young years
Jokes
100

Commonly referred to as a standing bath, this home furnishing kept Cameron clean for five hours after a drunken slumber

shower

100

using this game to attract the attention of a teacher, Cameron played this game at the rec center

racquet ball

100

is it a girl or a boy? this nickname refers to cam's best friend since childhood

Deb

100

commonly referred to as lettuce, Cameron kept up this personal style until college 

 long hair

100

you may have sucked the year before, but now you are a this

harvard hero

200

Not to be confused with liposuction, this procedure kept Cameron alive during fun night out at TCU

getting your stomach pumped

200

Cam may have had some prescience when he pointed to this person and asked: See that girl over there? Im going to marry her one day

brooke!

200

He isn't actually good at hockey, despite what is name might sound like

flavin

200

good thing it didn't stick! this body part has been injured from an incident with backyard baseball

knee

200

while medieval, this attack has been known to hurt the nads 

behind the back

300

potatoes can be fermented to create this, a drink Cameron replaced with water at the one pitch event

vodka

300

burning fossil fuels wouldnt be considered form of this, a class cam took at TCU

sustainability 

300

sesame street has big bird, and cameron has this friend, also with bird legs

robbie

300

luckily not expulsion, this was Camerons punishment from Nashua South after an unfortunate incident at a basketball game

suspension

300

this isn't the leader of a team, its just what cam calls you

coach

400

the gate guard is now more aware of the Anzels, due to this, occurring when mother and father were away

house party

400

while neither edible or an actual animal, one of cam's best friends in college was referred to as this

hunny bear

400

While not a great friend, this childhood associate was defeated by cameron and christian in a snowball fight, two on one

james

400

while not always hibernating, this nickname referred to cameron's dog growing up

bear

400

if cam wants to buy you a shot, just make sure it's this

your least favorite

500
On a scale from 1-10, Wisconsin girls have been known to be called this from Cameron on his nights out

2s in Texas

500

while night allowing them to kiss princesses, this catch phrase is repeated often at TCU

GO FROGS

500

while not human, this frand has been with cameron for 13 years

divot

500

so much room for activities! Cameron slept on this bunk for most of his childhood

top

500

if he doesn't have the x5, he obviously doesn't know what?

anything

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