Fusion Factoids
Popularized by Anna Lukes' favorite game, Among Us, this term shows you don't quite trust someone you think might be the impostor.
What is "sus"?
Ashton has been in a total of three DNAs both as a student and leader. Each one of those DNAs have had a member of this family in them.
Who are the Magness's?
This book of the Bible contains Jesus' famed Sermon on the Mount.
What is Matthew?
You better submit your tax returns by this day each year, unless you'd prefer to file an extension or gte audited.
When is April 15th?
You might be surprised to find that this mewing TikTok star isn't actually related to the Costco Guys, even though they appear in a lot of videos together.
Who is the Rizzler?
Ashton has only broken two bones in his lifetime. One was his front tooth, and the other was a toe belonging to this recently graduated Fusion student.
Who is Ian Stafford?
You would not want to be announced as the successor to this first king of Israel (unless you were really good at dodging spears)
Who is King Saul?
The Internal Revenue Service was established during this war, as if the country didn't already have enough problems.
What is the American Civil War?
The Tulsa Police were once called to respond to gang activity in the Believers Church parking lot. When they arrived at the scene, they were surprised to find it was just Fusion students playing this game.
What is Ultimate Frisbee?
Historically, this word was used to describe an object's vibe, or even spiritual atmosphere. Nowadays, it describes how cool someone is on both a positive and negative scale.
What is "aura"?
Being a firstborn son was often dangerous in biblical times. As a firstborn son himself, six-year-old Ashton cried during a VBS reenactment of this Bible story, believing his life was really in danger.
What is King Herod calling for the death of all firstborn sons?
The titles of four books of the Bible share this name in common.
Who is John?
Larry the Cucumber is able to welcome into his home both a bank robber and a thieving viking, but draws the line at an agent of the IRS, instead slamming the door on him and refusing to offer him one of these holiday treats.
What are Santa's cookies?
In the early 2010s this acronym and spiritual successor to "Carpe diem" (or "seize the day!") was often shouted before someone attempted a parkour trick or other ill-advised activity.
What is YOLO or You Only Live Once?
Both extremely popular and selfless, Ashton is a universal donor and can count himself among only 6% of the population for having this blood type.
What is O-Negative?
This biblical figure and contemporary of Jesus is known for washing their hands -a whole two thousand years before the COVID-19 pandemic began.
Who is Pontius Pilate?
The U.S. federal tax code, including all regulations and guidelines, is this long, rounded to the nearest thousand pages.
What is 75,000 pages?
Nuclear fusion is quite the explosive process, though before it was called Fusion, our youth group went by this combustible name.
What is C-4?
Meaning "to be sad or down in the dumps", you might think this phrase was inspired by the Morbius movie. However, it originated and was used almost two centuries ago during the Victorian Era.
What is "got the morbs"?
In the book of Esther, Haman is hanged for his plot against Esther and her people. In the VeggieTales adaptation, rather than show the gruesome death of a gourd for Sunday school children everywhere, Haman is sentenced to this punishment instead.
What is banished to the Island of Perpetual Tickling?