FAIRYTALEZ
She said her back hurtin, WHAT'S NEW? This diva complained about her sleeping situation so much they had to give her like 40 mattresses (HINT: And she kept on complaining can you believe that? I can't take much more.)
Who is "The Princess and the Pea?"
I think we all family! This power couple started it all, but ole girl got hungry and it all went south from there.
Who are "Adam and Eve?"
BYE! BYE! BYE! This classic boyband wants it that way! You might not listen to them but one of your aunties probably does.
Who are "The Backstreet Boys"
You are my sunshine and my glorious king. This goat is the star of many TikTok edits (oh and 4 nba finals.)
Who is "Lebron James?"
QUACK... this staff member known for her silly demeanor and crafty skills. Nowadays she might fly past you on the zero turn wearing a tie dye wind sock.
Who is "Maddie Albright?"
Man this baby bird is so dang ugly I can't stand it. He's hideous! And I'd bet the house he never turn into a swan!
Who is "The Ugly Duckling?"
Third time is NOT THE CHARM. This guy used to be one of the boys, then he went and denied Jesus 3 times. (HINT: he's a saint and we ain't talking Drew Brees)
Who is "Peter/ St. Peter/ Simon Peter?"
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK... This hand placement term is taught from the very beginning of Driver's Ed but is almost never followed again.
What is "10 and 2?"
Do it for the _____? This short-form platform reigned supreme with it's 6 second videos before TikTok or even Musical.ly. (HINT: King Bach single handedly carried this platform on his back and his "just a spoonful" video honestly got me through a lot of hard times)
What is "Vine?"
She's staff's southern belle... You've probably overheard her calling someone sweetheart or baby, and I didn't know she was a pickup man.
Who is "Katie Jo?"
This little Ms. sat on her little tuffet and scarfed down loads of curds and whey- hey, to each their own I guess.
Who is "Little Miss Muffet?"
It's getting hot in here! This trio found themselves in a toasty situation but luckily the big man upstairs sent down an angel to help them out. (HINT: YOWCH OOOWEEE MAMA OUCH THAT BURNS SO BAD YAEYAEYAEE!)
Who are "Shadrach Meshach and Abednego?"
He's the man behind the muppets and sesame street. They just got rid of his attraction at Disney and they dead wrong for that!!
Who is "Jim Henson?"
RING RING HE'S CALLING! This pig-man hybrid has cheated death and taken many forms with the sole purpose of calling you on your phone, will you answer him?
Who is "John Pork?"
Former video guy, current pool boy, and grower of the fastest beard you've ever seen. You can catch him in the garden, chowing down in the dining hall, or doing something above my pay grade.
Who is "Christian Allen?"