What was Brendan's real first job that he often forgets about because it didn't actually feel like work?
Stagehand at TheaterWorks
What is Brendan's favorite type of history?
Political History OR Arizona History
What is Brendan's full name?
Brendan Michael Van Horn
What did Brendan get his Master's degree in specifically?
North American and Public History
What street do I live on?
Gambit Trail
What was Brendan's first job?
Lifeguard at Wet'n'Wild
Who is Brendan's favorite author?
John Green
What sport did I play the most growing up?
Soccer
What was Brendan's second favorite subject in school?
English
Who is Brendan's favorite sports team?
Philadelphia Eagles
When was Brendan's first day at Trader Joe's?
November 1, 2019
What movie does Brendan think every modern film/tv show is within six degrees of?
Little Women (2019)
Who is Brendan's favorite band?
Twenty One Pilots
What is Brendan's undergraduate minor?
Political Science
What is my current dream job?
History Museum Curator
List all grades and subjects Brendan has taught.
8th Grade Science
8th Grade Writing
7th Grade Social Studies
What public space does Brendan enjoy rating?
Restrooms
What side of the bed does Brendan sleep on?
The Top (or Right Side)
Where did Brendan go to elementary school for a majority of the time?
Happy Valley
How many times has Brendan seen his favorite band?
9
Name a school Brendan has worked at as a teacher.
Michael Anderson
Zuni Hills
Coyote Hills
24
What are Brendan's siblings' names?
Kyler and Hayden
What was the shortest amount of time Brendan was enrolled in a school?
9 weeks at Marley Park Elementary School
McGruff the Crime Dog is disappointed in Brendan because he clearly missed a key safety lesson in school about the dangers of what? (He's done this twice)
Picking up strangers.