Name this thing/person
What is the name of Mitch and Cam's new baby?
Rexford
What Does Luke Put In His Chocolate Milk?
Salt
I'm the cool dad. That's my thing. I'm hip. I surf the Web. I text. LOL: laugh out loud. OMG: Oh, my God. WTF: Why the face?
Phil
What does Phil say he would rescue if there was a fire?
His ipad
"Always look people in the -----. Even if they're blind. Just say, 'I am looking you in the ----.'"
eyes
Who is the president of Closets Closets Closets Closets?
Earl Chambers
Who Is Lilly Named After?
Cam's family cow
There must be something wrong with this phone. I've rubbed it on my head for like an hour.
In addition to never getting her drivers licence, what is Haley's biggest fear?
Getting a drivers licence with a bad photo
"If you get pulled over for speeding, tell the policeman your spouse has ------."
diarrhea
What is the name of Sal's baby?
Sammy
How Old Was Luke When The Show Aired?
11
It's a good time to tell you I dropped Luke on his head when he was one.
Jay
What did Manny win off Jay after beating him in a chess match?
His watch
"Never be afraid to reach for the stars, because even if you fall, you'll always be wearing a -----------"
Parentchute™
What is the name of Cam's carol group, which staged a coup and kicked him out?
The Greensleevers
What Is Haley's ICloud Password?
Snoopy
He scared the baby cheeses out of me!
Gloria
What gift does Alex buy for Sanjay when she comes home from college?
A dinosaur bone
"You only get one chance at a first impression. I suggest ---------, because it's easy to do. 'Save the giblets!'"
Julia Child
Who gives Gloria the baby microphone for prenatal bonding?
Darlene
What Were Alex's First Words?
Sorry It Took Me So Long To Walk
I just stole a baby's intellectual property.
Mitchell
What song does Pepper play on the golf course which reminds him of his son?
Cats in the Cradle
"Dance until your feet hurt. Sing until your lungs hurt. Act until your -------."
William Hurt