ANAGRAMMED DORM ESSENTIALS
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CROCK LLAMA
Alarm Clock
This national park crosses the border of these three states: Wyoming, Idaho, and Montana
Yellowstone National Park
Fuji
Japan
French striped skunk constantly in search for love and affection.
Pepe le Pew
This medicinal creature has been in use for thousands of years, and is even today considered to be a way of restoring venous circulation after reconstructive surgery.
The leech
You can't see; then suddenly you can:
HALL FIGHTS
Flash Lights
This country is bordered by Nicaragua to the north, panama to the south, the pacific ocean to the west and the Caribbean sea to the east.
Costa Rica
Denali
USA
Doug
German chemist Albert Nieman isolated this substance from leaves of a plant found in south America in 1860. He noticed that the powdery substance made his tongue feel numb. It was used as an anesthetic. Sigmund Freud dabbled in this drug and struggled with its addictive properties for 12 years.
Cocaine
Things can get hot quickly with one of these:
I VOW CREAM
Microwave
This island country is bordered completed by the Mediterranean sea.
Cyprus
Parnassus & Helicon
Greece
In The Lion King (1994), Simba eats a bug while performing this action with his 'paw', which indicates his manners since he’s a royal.
Pinky up
This now-obsolete treatment won the Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine in 1949. It was designed to disrupt the circuits of the brain but came with serious risks. Popular during the 1940s and 1950s, this procedure were always controversial and prescribed in psychiatric cases deemed severe. It consisted of surgically cutting or removing the connections between the prefrontal cortex and frontal lobes of the brain.
Lobotomies
To deal with leftovers, it may actually be aluminum:
ION LIFT
Tin Foil
Papa New Guinea borders and shares an island with this tropical country made up of many islands.
Indonesia
Zion & Sodom
Israel
This is Mr. Burns' devoted executive assistant in the Simpsons
This medical device was one of the first artificial respirators—a device that allows someone who can’t breath on their own to take in air and stay alive. It was used extensively to treat patients with polio and saved countless lives. Believe it or not, it’s making a comeback as it’s less invasive than modern respirators (esp. with COVID-19)
The Iron lung
For pranking other dorms, among other uses:
REPEAT PILOT
Bordered by 7 different African countries; starting from the 12 o'clock position and working clockwise: Eritrea, Dijibuti, Somalia, Kenya, South Sudan, Sudan.
Ethiopia
Lhotse (2 countries)
Nepal/China
Spongebob's boss's daughter is this type of mammal.
Whale
This substance is a powerful opiate that is still used today as a pain killer, but it’s closely regulated because of its potential for serious addiction or overdose. People weren’t always so careful with it. Case in point: Winchell’s Teething Syrup. This licorice flavored liquid was used to soothe teething babies pain, and it certainly worked—because it was full of the substance.
Morphine