Things that Annoy Me
High-School Failed You
Grammar :(
Learning them stuff
Citations
100

Can an article speak?

No. 


If the source is a reading, it cannot speak, talking, say anything. 

100
How many sentences does a paragraph need to be?

Anywhere between 4-16 (after that much, you most likely have more than one idea and need to break it up)

100

What does FANBOYS stand for? 

For, And, Nor, But, Or, Yet, So

100

What are some of the key differences between a response and a summary?

Response: contains your opinion, you use your experience, and you elaborate on the author's ideas using your own


Summary: it contains the main idea with support from the text, contains important details

100

Give me a proper in-text citation in MLA

Info: written by Jacklyn Heslop, in 1996, can be found on pages 100-102

(Heslop 100-102)


No first name, not initial, no comma

200

Translate this into academic tone:

I really like how the authors say they like pineapples

One example: The authors offer a well-stated enjoyment of pineapples. 

200

How many paragraphs does your essay need to have?

IDK, as many as you need.

200

Write a sentence correctly using a semi-colon.

Ex: My friends are eating Subway right now; all I can think about is my own hunger. 

200

Summarize the reading assigned Friday.

Vote for the best (they get 50 extra points)

200

Write an in-text citation in APA


Info: written by Jacklyn Heslop in 1996 and found on pages 100-102

(Heslop, 1996, 100-102)

300

List five other verbs that can replace "says"

Ex. The authors explain.....

Demonstrates, argues, states, elaborates, establishes, explains, cites, etc
300

Will college be some of the best years in your life?

IDK

300

What is wrong with the following sentence: 

I just want two be involved to. 

I just want to be involved, too.

300

How should someone effectively read a large, scholarly article?

Read the abstract and introduction, skim headings, identify main idea(s) and their supports, understand the experiment/method, understand the important parts of the discussion. 

300

What information is key in both types of citations,

ex, author(s) name, etc

Author's name, date published, article title, journal published, article volume/issue, where it was found

400

Give me an example of passive voice.

An example of passive voice was given.

400

Is everything you (are assigned to) read in college is important?

No........

400
Fill in the blank: 


If coffee _____ banned on campus, than students would riot. 

P.S Extra points for finding and explaining the other mistake :)

If coffee were (it's subjective, anyways just remember if the statement is "If" then the verb is were"

Also wrong word (Then vs Than)

400

Make a list of as many transition words as possible 


(extra points to the two with the most)

I believe in you. 
400

In APA, how do you write an in-text citation for something the source cites?

Author: Heslop, person I am citing Charles, published 1996 on page 20

(Charles as cited in Heslop, 1996, 20)

500

Are y'all good writers?

Hello yeah! Stop calling your stuff trash- and if it truly is trash why would you even turn it in???


You are here to learn, so abandon this mindset (fixed btw) that you are "bad, dumb, a failure" and develop your weak points. #growth mindset

500

How many years should college be completed in?

As many as it takes for you to complete your degree. 

500
Put the commas in the following sentences:

I went to the mall and bought socks shoes and a soft blue bag (4)

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away I was born and died alone (3)

I went to the mall, and I bought socks, shoes, and a soft, heavy bag

I long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I was born and died alone.

500

List ways to be an effective peer reviewer?

-be constructive

-point out where they fall short

-ask questions/state how you interpreted it

-etc

500

Write a full citation for our textbook Everyone's an Author

We'll do this on the board. 

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