what starts with a T,ends with a T, and has T in it
Teapot
100
whats a mummy favorite music
wrap
100
what do you call a beautiful dog
a hot dog
100
if you take 3 apples from a group of 5, how many do you have?
Answer: Three - you just took them yourself!
100
Add 2 to 200 four times? What do you have?
Answer: 202, 202, 202, 202
200
what is yours but your friends use it more than you do
your name
200
Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
Because he had no-body to go with.
200
why was the grave yard so loud
because of all the coffin
200
What weighs more - a pound of iron or a pound of feathers?
both would weigh the same - come on, a pound remains a pound, irrespective of the object
200
Donald ate 20 pieces of candy and took 20 from his mom how many did he eat
20 pieces
300
feed me fuel and i live. yet give me a drink and i die
fire
300
I have 24 legs, 12 arms and 6 heads, what am I?
A liar
300
Why did the policeman ticket the ghost?
It didn't have a haunting license.
300
If you can purchase 8 eggs for 26 cents, how many can you buy for a cent and a quarter?
Answer: Eight
300
what does de los muertos mean
day of the dead
400
what always ends in everything
g
400
What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sandwich.
400
: Which monster is the best dancer?
The Boogie Man!
400
If a rooster laid 13 eggs, and the farmer took 8 of them, and then another rooster laid 12 eggs and 4 of them were rotten, how many of the eggs were left?
Answer: Roosters don't lay no eggs!
400
what country is the day of the dead celebrated in
Mexico
500
how can a man go 8 days without sleep
sleep at night
500
What kind of roads do ghosts haunt?
Dead Ends
500
Why do vampires need mouthwash
because they have bat breath
500
I am an odd number; take away an alphabet and I become even. What number am I?