Sheets
Pillows
Blankets
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100
Do you like sheets?
I hope so!
100
Do you like pillows?
Yes I do. (nice) No I don't. (that's silly) Maybe. (I prefer concrete answers)
100
Setting: You are sitting in a park somewhere and reading.
Oh boy!!!
100
He smiles and says, "I don't speak french. Will you go out with me?"
hahahahahahahaHA
100
You say, "Do I care?"
Hahahaha
200
Where do sheets come from?
Somewhere.
200
What are pillows made of?
Atoms.
200
The most popular, rich, cute, and fawned over guy is ther with a bunch of friends.
Oh no!
200
You say, "Matika matika! Non non non, tu est un petit mort garcon!!! And by the way, zashto is NOT french!!!"
HAHAHA
200
He says, "Yes you care!"
Heeheehee...
300
Why are sheets nice?
Because they are comfy.
300
Why are pillows nice?
Because they are.
300
He is talking with his friends. His friends keep glancing at you and pointing.
OH NO
300
He looks slightly irritated and says, "In english please. Will. You. Go. Out. With. Me.?"
Heeheehee
300
You say, "NOT!!! I already TOLD you you are a little dead boy and I won't go out with you!!!"
HAHAHA
400
Why are sheets comfy?
Because they are.
400
Where do pillows come from?
The world
400
He comes over and says, "wanna go out with me?"
Hahahahaha
400
You look at him impudently and say, "I don't see the need to go out with you. We are already outside."
Hahahahahahahaha
400
He looks at you. His face is getting red. He yells, "YOU FOOLISH LITTLE MISS!!! YOU HAVE JUST REFUSED THE MOST WANTED BOY IN THE SCHOOL!!! YOU WILL BE REJECTED BY ALL, FOOL!" He goes on like that, basicly having a tantrum in front of his pals. He marches over to them, yells at them for eavesdropping, and all of them go away.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
500
Do you like sheets?
I thought you already asked that...
500
Are pillows things?
No, they are objects.
500
You stare at him, shocked. Then you say, "Zashto?"
Hahahahahahahahahaha
500
He looks startled and says, "PLEASE go out with me. My friends will tease me forever if you don't!"
Ha. Ha. Ha.
500
You smile and get back to reading.
THE END!!!
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