US Presidents
This President from Texas famously said, "Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
Who is George W Bush?
Invented in 2007, this device destroyed our ability to remember phone numbers, navigate without GPS, or maintain eye contact during conversations.
What is the iPhone?
When your car steering wheel doubles as a branding iron, your makeup melts faster than ice cream, and "a cool 95 degrees" sounds like relief—you're experiencing this Arizona phenomenon that locals insist "isn't that bad."
What is Arizona heat, or a dry heat?
This famous lawman from the shoutout at the OK Corral actually died of old age in bed, disappointing Hollywood scriptwriters for generations to come.
Who is Wyatt Earp?
This president could write Greek with one hand and Latin with the other simultaneously, a skill that would be impressive today if anyone still knew Greek or Latin.
Who is James Garfield?
This historic item cracked the first time it was used, making it America's first example of "you had one job."
What is the Liberty Bell?
This christian university's vision which was renewed in 2010, is to "transform culture with truth."
What is Arizona Christan University
This founding father and US Presient wrote over 20,000 letters in his lifetime, which today would make that guy in the office who literally forwards everything. (Stop doing that Carl)
Who is John Adams?
The US military spent millions developing this instrument that works in zero gravity, while the Soviets just used pencils, which is just another example of why we need DOGE.
What is the space pen?
This founding father is credited for having imported french fries, mac and cheese, and ice cream, inadvertantly creating America's first kids' menu.
Who is Thomas Jefferson?
Accidentally deep-fried in Tucson and forever becoming Arizona's most delicious mistake, this "deep-fried burrito situation" might be the best culinary creation to come out of someone saying "Oops!"
What is the Chimichanga?
This leather-wearing outlaw shot love through the heart and has been wanted dead or alive since the 1980s, armed with nothing but a guitar and hairspray.
Who is Bon Jovi?