Job Jokes
Who gets hired?
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To Degree or Not to Degree
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Work Skills
Unusual Occupations
100
How do lumberjacks keep track of their work?
They keep a log!
100
Person A: "S#*% sorry I'm so f!~#$^@ late!"
Person B: "Thank you for waiting for me."
Person B gets hired because they are polite and use appropriate language.
100
This skilled tradesperson installs, maintains, and repairs electrical systems and equipment.
Electrician
100
Hair Stylist/Barber/Makeup Artist
No, but to be a licensed cosmetologist you must successfully complete a 1,500 hour course of instruction in a board-approved school of cosmetology.
100
Name two cities with big entertainment industries.
New York, NY
Los Angeles, CA
Las Vegas, NV
100
The willingness of a group of people to work together to achieve a common goal
Teamwork
100
If you like to try new foods and you care about animals, you could be...
A pet food taster!
200
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits!
200
Person A: "I left that job because I wanted to find a better fit for my interests and schedule."
Person B: "I left that job because it was too hard and everyone who worked there sucked."
Person A gets hired because they use more professional language and have a more positive attitude.
200
This person converts one spoken or written language into another language; must have excellent communication skills
Translator
200
Software Developer or Programmer
Yes, you will likely need an Associate's or Bachelor's degree in a field related to computer science.
200
This place has lots of jobs related to government, politics, and international relations.
Washington, DC
London, England
Tokyo, Japan
200
This skill involves clearly sharing your thoughts, ideas, and information with others.
Communication
200
If you want to go pearl diving but also like driving golf carts, you could be...
A golf ball diver!
300
Why do mechanics lie down under the car?
Because the job is exhausting!
300
Person A brings a business card with six different social media accounts listed.
Person B brings a resume with education and work experience listed.
Person B gets hired, because they show more evidence of their relevant experience.
300
This person helps prepare patients and the work area for treatments and procedures. They sterilize dental instruments, perform checks and teeth cleanings, as well as assist dentists.
Dental Hygienist, Dental Assistant
300
Chef
No, you can be self-taught or learn by work experience. Some employers may require a degree or certificate from a culinary school.
300
These countries are known for their business and tech opportunities
Singapore
Korea
India
300
This skill helps you stay focused and complete tasks on time, whether in school or at work.
Time management
300
If you like to make things look perfect but don't always eat what's in front of you, you could be...
A food stylist!
400
Why did the farmer win an award?
Because they was outstanding in her field!
400
Person A's references are a former teacher, a coworker, and a supervisor.
Person B's references are their parents and a friend.
Person A gets hired, because they had references from a professional/work experience.
400
This person helps conserve animal populations through care and management, education, breeding programs, and research. They get to design enrichment for the enclosures!
Zookeeper
400
Real Estate Agent
No, but you do need to get a license which usually requires an exam.
400
Name a state in the US with lots of tourism and hospitality jobs
Hawaii
Florida
400
The quality of being diligent, trustworthy and reliable; Includes keeping your word, being honest, and being consistent
Having a good work ethic
400
If you're unafraid of reptiles and like giving massages, you could be....
A snake milker!
500
Why do nurses and phlebotomists carry red pens?
In case they need to draw blood!
500
Person A has worked six different jobs in the past year.
Person B has worked three different jobs in six years.
Person B gets hired, because they have been able to stay at jobs for longer but still has different work experiences.
500
This person helps many people cope with personal and social problems, such as substance abuse, housing, and health challenges, by connecting them to the resources they need.
Social Worker
500
Fire Chief
Yes, firefighters might only need a high school diploma and EMT training, but fire chiefs need a degree in Fire Science, Public Administration, or Emergency Services.
500
Give three reasons why people would move to take a job in a new city or country.
More job opportunities, better pay or advancement, benefits like health care, standard of living, attitudes about work.
500
The ability to judge what needs to be done first and take action, esp. without suggestion from other people
Initiative or prioritization
500
If you like the thrill of cybercrime but don't want to do the jail time, you could be...
An ethical hacker!