Soccer
What year did the whitecaps win the Soccer Bowl?
1979
which dessert does carl like to sing a song about?
cheesecake
On a friday night when people had a hunger what one word was chanted over and over necessitating a drive in a car?
donuts donuts donuts
What color is the polka dot bikini?
yellow
What did Cindy and bess like to do when they escaped from the backyard?
eat the neighbors garbage
Which team scored a goal by nutmegging carl (when he was on the whitecaps)?
Tampa Bay
Why did carl stop going to university one year? What did he stop to do?
Go to Ireland to play soccer
What was carl's nickname in high school?
what does carl tell people to stab him with?
a steely knife
in grade 12, where did Carl camp our overnight in his car?
His high school parking lot
What team was Carl's first game with the whitecaps against?
Sam Jose earthquakes
Carl dressed up as what using bags of rice?
A woman
What were the names of bruce and carl's childhood cats?
meow and tuna fish
What does Carl call Hallee?
Hallee-bookan
How did you operate the windshield wipers on Carl's Volkswagen?
Two strings out the windows
What was Carl's first soccer team called?
Arnold’s coiffures
Having a little bit of a temper, what did carl break off in his Honda prelude?
The turning indicator
How many seats did carl's car in university have?
3
which rodent does carl call people when they do something that he doesn't like?
rat (specifically, a dirty rat)
According to Carl, who made the worlds best pie?
Granny
How many yellow cards did Carl get in his professional soccer career?
1
Which of carl's body parts are experiencing dryness?
Eyes
What was carl's favorite pizza place (especially after a whitecaps game)? Double points if you can name his favorite pizza from there.
Alexi's. Popeye Pizza.
What saying does carl say when he has a bad crib hand?
Good from far but far from good, just like my old girlfriend
Who caught bigger fish: Carl or Bruce?
Bruce