jokes
What's the best thing about Switzerland
I don't know but the flag is a big plus
What 8 letter word can have a letter taken away and it still makes a word. Take another letter away and it still makes a word. Keep on doing that until you have one letter left. What is the word?
The word is starting! starting, staring, string, sting, sing, sin, in, I.
I invented a new word
Plagiarism
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A Penny.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
David.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.