Comedians
This comedian is from the UK Office and came out with a comedy special on Netflix this year
Ricky Gervais
This president administered the New Deal
FDR
This midwesterner was the winner of the Iowa caucus
Pete Buttigieg
The winner of Florida
Donald Trump
"I am Beyonce, always."
Michael Scott
This comedian bubbled in ABRACADABRA in his SAT until he finished
Kevin Hart
In the 1980s this state had the most people on death row
Alabama
This candidate called women horse-faced broads
Michael Bloomberg
This former Florida governor went to Twitter to say that Donald Trump was as "dumb as a rock."
Jeb Bush
"Walk away b*tch"
Gabe Lewis
This comedian has a tattoo of a shark on his chest
Pete Davidson
The first state to secede from the south
This candidate ran on medicare for all, marriage counseling for all, and he advocated for special needs kids because he was inspired by his autistic son
Andrew Yang
The former New Jersey governor and frequent beach goer, Charlie Crist's, most popular moment of the debates were when he called out this candidate for his so-called "30-second prepared speech that everyone in Washington [DC] has."
Marco Rubio
"Ryan used me as an object"
Kelly Kapoor
The lead in the movie King of Staten Island
Pete Davidson
The 13th president who is often cited for delaying the civil war for about a decade
Millard Fillmore
The first and only candidate to announce his run before Andrew Yang
John Delaney
This candidate lost his home state. In his home state, he went from the city council of one of its cities all the way to one of its senators
Marco Rubio
"PAM, PAM, PAM"
Michael Scott
The comedian with the math jokes who recently released his second Netflix special Speakeasy
Ronny Chieng
This president played baseball for Yale
George H. W. Bush
This candidate got in trouble for saying that he took his mom to an NC-17 movie
John Hickenlooper
The winner of Ohio, his home state
John Kaisch
"Go to hell dad I'm taller than you"
Andy Bernard