CIRC IT
WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE
READING ROOM VACANCY
HEAVY LIFTING
SECURITY! SECURITY!
100

At your branch, these are given out by librarians; at my branch, they are given out by clerks.

What are guest passes/computer passes?

100
Library card? How rude! Her name is on the donor plaque! And you have the nerve to even ask?

Who is Gilbert?

100

Ring ring. Yeah, it's me again. I've called twice already, but you transfer me and this keeps happening.

What is no librarian at reference?

100
Patrick, Squidward, Sheldon Plankton
Spongebob Square Pants
100

If your misbehavior isn't quite incident-level, it doesn't mean it won't be recorded in this spreadsheet naughty list.

What is the red flag log?

200

Conforti is one; Altman is another. Don't forget Garcia, Lang, and Zingmond.

Who are patrons everybody knows so as soon as anyone sees them we get their holds before they even get to the desk.

200

You may be surprised to learn this tree-dwelling Friend used to look more like a chipmunk. He can be found standing quietly at the door, hoping someone will notice and let him in.

Who is Squirrelly/the other Steve?

200

She may be a librarian, but she wouldn't be caught dead sitting behind the reference desk.

Who is Jennifer/Dr. Noble?

200
Genie, Dory, Olaf
Disney Characters
200
used kleenex, apple core, broken pencil
trash or garbage canused kleenex, apple core, broken pencil
300

You haven't heard a joke until you've heard it in a bona fide New York accent from this popular patron.

Who is Berk/Mr. Berk/Walter Berk

300

There's always that one Friend who thinks they're special. They all do, but then there's that one who's a little extra.

Who is Sann/Steve Sann?

300

Monopoly...

Games Examples: Uno, Life, Hi Ho Cherrio, etc.

300
Toad, Yoshi, Luigi
Mario Kart characters
300
lawn mower, car, rake
garage
400

This request usually comes at the beginning or end of the day, from Mr. Crenshaw or Diana.

What is Could you lower/raise the curtain?

400

These two friends can be considered staff favorites. They're here all the time restocking the sale carts, organizing the cage, smiling and friendly.

Who are Okada and Castelli?

400
Cookies...
Desserts or Sweets Examples: cake, doughnut, cupcake, etc.
400
Bart, Homer, Mr. Burns
The Simpsons
400
dairy department, meat department, cereal aisle
grocery store
500

It may not be a real monster, but the indoor book drop likes to do this when children feed him their returns.

What is burp or pass gas?

500

Don't let the free labor, accounting services, and donated inventory fool you. Despite all that, it almost isn't worth it since this can happen after a book sale.

What is the Friends lose money?

500
sneakers...
Kind of Shoe Examples: hiking boots, high heels, snow boots, sandals, etc.
500
Donky, Puss in Boots, The Gingerbread Man
Shrek
500
food court, escalator, credit cards
mall
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