As a big fan of black lights and people in make-up acting like they are going to attack me, I start looking up businesses in this category as early as September 30th.
What is Haunted Houses
100
Casinos
Betting Centers
Bingo Halls
What is Betting Centers
100
Turns out the IRS doesn’t agree that pug dogs should count as dependents. Guess I should hire someone from this category to handle the impending audit for me.
What is Accountants
100
DM Leslie Knope called in, wanting to advertise the grand opening of the Lil Sebastian Memorial Commons in this category.
What is Parks
100
Taco Bell
Del Taco
Los Pollos Hermanos
What is Mexican
200
Our slow pitch beer league team (Rev Hops) just got kicked out of our normal park. We’ll need to use this category to find a new place to enjoy America’s pastime.
In a wreck? Need a check? Call one of the listings in this category, known for their fancy suits and love of chasing ambulances.
What is Personal Injury Law
200
If you’re trying to reach DMs in this category, probably not the best idea to start with 911. Instead try the non-emergency line and ask for the closest officer with BOA access.
What is Police Department
200
Starbucks
Dutch Bros.
Dunkin’ Donuts
What is Coffee & Tea
300
The chain on my grandfather’s cuckoo broke and now I have no idea when its the top of the hour. Good thing I found the fellas at "In the Fix of Time" under this category.
What is Clock Repair
300
Car Inspectors
Smog Check Stations
Motorsport Vehicle Repairs
What is Car Inspectors
300
Hopefully no one in this room will soon need the services of this category, which specializes in matching people seeking employment with open job listings.
What is Employment Agencies
300
Timberlands and Camelbaks are a necessity for anyone searching in this category, which allows people to really go out there and experience nature.
What is Hiking
300
Carrabba’s
Grimaldi’s
Fazoli’s
What is Italian
400
Who needs multiple bedrooms and plumbing connected to a sewer? Just give me a double wide and a community of like-minded people in this category who don’t like being tied down to a foundation.
What is Mobile Home Parks
400
Trampoline Parks
Flyboarding
Indoor Playcentres
What is Indoor Playcentres
400
There’s a reason that you rarely see big time celebrities picking up dry cleaning or standing in line at the grocery store, it’s because they hire someone from this category to run errands for them.
What is Personal Assistants
400
Zee German consulate just called requesting an EP for his listing in this category, because he is “tired of seeing that snooty French ambassador’s ad” all over his page.
What is Embassy
400
LongHorn
Outback
The Keg
What is Steakhouses
500
I’m tired of the Griswolds having the best display every Christmas. This year I’m gonna call someone in this category to deck the halls for me.
What is Holiday Decorating Services
500
Hot Springs
Hot Pot
Hot Air Balloons
What is Hot Springs
500
I know that my idea for an app that lets you find and rate the closest public bathroom is worth a million dollars, I just need to find someone from this category to code, test, and maintain it for me.
What is Software Development
500
Better take a number to speak to the DM of any business in this category. And don’t try to confuse them with contract talk, they are experts when it comes to red tape and registration processes.
What is Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV)
500
Pita Jungle
My Big Fat Greek Restaurant
Zoes Kitchen