T/F Funny Q’s
What am I
Ten Commandments
Beatitudes
Stations of the Cross
100

A priest can swim in his clerics, T/F?

True 

vestments are blessed(mass); clerics are usually not blessed(daily use)

100
A linen cloth used to clean the vessels used during Communion
What is a Purificator?
100

According to the Book of Exodus, Moses received the Ten Commandments here?

What is Mount Sinai?

100
Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of...
What is heaven?
100
The first station is called "Jesus is condemned to death". Who imposes the death sentence on Jesus?
Who is Pilate?
200

Tell me why James and John are called Sons of Thunder

James and John wanted to hurl down lighting from the clouds on Jewish travelers that spit on them two and Jesus. Jesus gave James and John wisdom then made fun of them; hence Sons of Thunder

200
A room where vestments, church furnishings and sacred vessels are kept
What is the Sacristy?
200
In the numbering used by the Catholic Church, this is the seventh Commandment of God?
What is Thou Shall Not Steal?
200
Blessed are the meek: for they shall possess the...
What is land?
200
At the second Station Jesus receives something. What is it that He receives...
What is the cross ?
300

A Priest can give confession over the phone(message or call), T/F?

False

Every confession must be face to face in person 

300
A special box where the Eucharistic Bread is kept between Masses
What is the Tabernacle? Tabernacles are unbreakable, immovable and dignified.
300
When Moses received the Commandments from God, this is what they were written on?
What is two tablets of stone?
300
Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain...
What is mercy?
300
At the fifth station someone eventually helps Jesus with His physical burden and carries His cross. Who was this person who shared Jesus's cross?
Who is Simon of Cyrene?
400

We will be reunited with our pets in heaven, T/F?

nope, animals do not have free will. They act on instinct, whereas humans have ability to think(using knowledge and information) before decisions

400
A flat round piece of unleavened bread used as Eucharistic Bread.
What is the Host?
400
According to the numbering of the Catholic Church, this is commanded by the second Commandment of God?
What is Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain?
400
Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the...
What is children of God?
400
The thirteenth station is "Jesus is taken down from the cross". Who went to Pilate and obtained permission to take Jesus's body and bury it?
Who is Joseph of Arimathea?
500

What can a priest not bless?

A priest can bless about anything, since everything has the ability to be used for God’s will(tanks, cars, clothes, etc….)

500
A book that contains all the scripture readings, including the Gospels
What is the Lectionary? This book only contains biblical readings. It is not the same as the Sacramentary.
500
The third Commandment practiced by the Catholic Church?
What is Remember to keep holy the Sabbath day?
500
Blessed are they that suffer persecution for justice' sake, for theirs is the...
What is the kingdom of heaven?
500
The twelfth station is "Jesus dies on the cross". Which of the following words are recorded in the Bible as spoken by Jesus just before He died?
What is "Father, into Thy hands I commend My spirit"?
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