Old Testament Figures
Really tall guy bullies everyone. Child kills him with a toy.
Man betrays Christ for 30 pieces of silver. Realizes later there are no take-backsies.
Who is Judas?
Couple does not call ahead to make reservations at an inn. End up lodging with the livestock.
What is the Nativity? (Birth of Christ?)
I am the patron saint often prayed to when someone loses their keys or homework.
Who is St. Anthony?
When praying a full decade of the Rosary, you recite this prayer ten times.
What is the Hail Mary?
Woman tells the Jews to stop snacking, start praying, and put ashes on their heads. Woman then risks being killed by the king to save the Jews.
Who is Esther?
This wife becomes fluent in sign language after husband doubted an angel’s message.
Who is Elizabeth?
Minor lost in metropolis for three days asks, "What's the big deal?" when found
What is the Finding of the Child Jesus in the Temple?
I was once a persecutor of Christians named Saul before encountering Jesus on the road to Damascus.
Who is St. Paul?
This specific set of Rosary mysteries includes the Annunciation, the Visitation, and the Nativity.
What are the Joyful Mysteries?
Because of prayer, a dude learned that lions are just actually sweet little kittens.
Who is Daniel?
A hobbit climbs a tree to see the Lord. Gets asked to host dinner.
Who is Zacchaeus?
Jesus used this specific large desert animal to explain that being extremely wealthy makes it very difficult to fit through the "eye of a needle."
What is a camel?
I am known for my "Little Way" of doing small things with great love and promised to let fall a shower of roses from heaven.
Who is St. Therese of Lisieux?
This doctrine teaches that Mary was preserved from this from the very first moment of her life.
What is Original Sin?
This man proposes that a baby could be cut in half to resolve an argument between two women...
Who is King Solomon?
Locust eating, potato sack wearing mountain man dunks people in local river
Who is John the Baptist?
Jesus said the Kingdom of Heaven is like this specific tiny seed, which eventually grows big enough for birds to hang out in—making it the overachiever of the spice rack.
What is the mustard seed?
I am a Roman soldier often depicted on horseback, famously known for rescuing a princess by slaying a dragon.
Who is St. George?
This is the prayer traditionally said at morning, noon, and evening to honor the Incarnation.
What is the Angelus?
Man tells incredible hard to believe story to his wife. She tells him to get her servant’s help since she’s too old. Wife then gets mad at husband for doing what she told him to do.
Who is Sarah?
Suspected felon goes on the run after dramatic prison breakout sequence with the assistance of supernatural sidekick, and later on is crucified upside down.
Who is Peter?
In the Parable of the Talents, this was the "brilliant" storage plan used by the servant who was too scared to actually go to the bank.
What is burying it in the ground?
I was a tech-savvy teenager who used my computer skills to document Eucharistic miracles online before passing away at age 15.
Who is St. Carlo Acutis?
Mary is often given this title because her "Yes" to God helped undo the "No" of the first woman in the Bible.
Who is the 'New Eve'?