11th Grade Advisory
This 11th Grade college counselor had to get stitches in his tongue, probably injured on account of all his smooth talking as a licensed real estate agent.
Mr. Sides
Anti-Hero singer becomes a phrase from Father Wallace's blessing.
Taylor Swift to Love
This alliterative movie franchise will release the second part of its tenth installment next year. The original featured Vin Diesel and Paul Walker and a whole lot of souped up rides, bro.
The Fast and the Furious
This Quarterback of the Kansas City Chiefs just became one of the few QB's all time to win Super Bowl and Regular Season MVP in the same season.
Patrick Mahomes
You know the thing about this nerd is that his ideas aren't even current today. His theory of universal gravitation was usurped by the theory of relativity a while ago, didn't need an apple to hit your head for that one.
Isaac Newton
This 11th grade advisor was born in Panama, appropriate given the subject she teaches.
Profe Kappel
Locked Out of Heaven Singer becomes an extremely boring candy bar.
Bruno Mars Bar
This one is twofer. A DC Comics superheroine played by an Israeli bombshell with an alliterative name. Name the movie but go for the star too.
Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot)
These penalties seem basically the same but have different names for a good reason. One can only be called if a defender crosses the line of scrimmage prior to the snap; the other can be called if an offensive player moves on or behind the line.
Offsides and False Start
Glow up? More like blow up. This geek gave the whole world more than a wedgie when he invented dynamite. But you probably know him as the name on the prize for Literature, Physics, and Peace.
Alfred Nobel
This 11th Grade Advisor was a guitarist and lead vocalist in a Christian rock band named Baptized in a Bathtub.
ITS ME. HI, I'M THE PROBLEM IT'S ME.
Party in the USA singer becomes the Persian Emperor that allowed the Jews to return to Israel after the Babylonian Exile.
Miley Cyrus the Great/II
This alliterative monster movie has actually been made three times. The classic in 1933, a remake featuring Jeff Bridges in 1978, and then a Peter Jackson led update in 2005. But it all still ends at the same place, a roaring showdown atop the Empire State Building.
King Kong
This former all-pro receiver, known by his three initial abbreviation, burst onto the scene during his rookie season with a one handed catch for the New York Giants that Cris Collinsworth called "maybe the greatest catch I have ever seen." Fun fact: Dr. Smith saw him play live in the 2013 UGA v. LSU game.
Odell Beckham Jr. (OBJ)
God is dead, sure, but so is this dweeb. He died shortly after having a mental break where he threw himself upon a horse who was being beaten by his owner in the street. He sent a few notes before his death which he signed "Dionysius" or, oddly, "The Crucified One"
Friedrich Nietzsche
Jumpin' Jehosophat, this 11th grade advisor was a competitive gymnast for 12 years.
Mr. Halvorson
I Wanna Dance With Somebody singer becomes perhaps Tom Hanks' most famous line from Apollo 13
Whitney Houston We Have a Problem
She got her start in "Ladies for the Chorus" but eventually had her skirt blowing up during "The Seven Year Itch." She won a Golden Globe for "Some Like it Hot" and was married to both Joe DiMaggio and Arthur Miller before her untimely death at just age 36.
Marilyn Monroe
Breaking news: Dr. Smith's alma mater UGA just won back to back national championships. This brings their total in the AP Poll era up to 3. If they could win another next season they would join LSU, Texas, and surprisingly the Golden Gophers of this school that won an AP national championship in football as late as 1960 (!) under head coach Murray Warmath.
Minnesota
Yikes weirdo. This Russian exile turned Cambridge alum wrote Pale Fire, but his real claim to fame is a novel about a 30 something professor carrying on a sexual relationship with a 12 year old.
Vladimir Nabokov
This 11th Grade Advisor has been bitten by three different species of bird.
Mrs. Kramer
Reggaeton artist who features on the megahit "Despacito" becomes a song sung by the Redcoats to mock the early American militias, now the State Anthem of Connecticut.
Daddy Yankee Doodle Dandy
This actor played Gordon Bombay in the Mighty Ducks and had an unfortunate run-in with an elevator shaft in the original Mission Impossible. He is also the only member of his family to use his real last name in acting credits. His Dad and brother go by the last name Sheen.
Emilio Estevez
This player is the only collegiate athlete from a South Carolina school to win the Heisman Trophy. It was also one of the great snubs in Heisman history as a record setting running back from the University of Georgia finished third because he was a freshman.
George Rogers (USC)
The Lady with the Lamp, what a dork. This pioneer of statistics was best known as a reformer in the nursing profession. She came to fame as a nurse in the Crimean War walking back and forth between beds with an oil lamp ensuring that no one died alone.
Florence Nightingale