Drew’s News
This London soccer club, owned by Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich, has sacked manager Frank Lampard, replacing him with former PSG manager Thomas Tuchel, who is the 11th manager since Abramovich took over the club in 2003
What is Chelsea
This businessman and ally of ex-president Trump has had his Twitter account permanently suspended after he continued to spread disinformation and lies about the 2020 election (he’s also had his products pulled from Bed Bath & Beyond)
Who is My Pillow Guy Mike Lindell
1. A court in France is set to hear a landmark case against more than a dozen companies that supplied the US with this notorious chemical during the Vietnam War 2. Armin Laschet has been elected leader of the Christian Democrats in this country, making him the favorite to take over as the nation’s leader after elections in September
Agent Orangermany
Thousands of farmers in this South Asian country gathered in the capital yesterday to protest agricultural reforms put in place by the central government (which deployed paramilitary forces after the city’s historic Red Fort was stormed)
What is India
An army of Reddit users, in an effort to stick it to Wall Street and mess with the markets, have massively inflated the stock of this flailing company, disrupting hedge funds betting on the market and forcing the circuit breaker to halt trading multiple times since last week
What is GameStop
Jason Kenney, the premier of this Canadian province, has called on the federal government to institute trade sanctions against the United States following the Biden administration’s cancellation of the Keystone XL pipeline’s permit
What is Alberta
Facebook has suspended part of the account of this Middle Eastern Prime Minister after the account asked followers to provided details on elderly friends and relatives who had not yet received a vaccine, violating Facebook’s policy regarding private medical data
Who is Benjamin Netanyahu
This pharmaceutical company is under strict scrutiny by the European Union after it was revealed that the company planned to supply the bloc with considerably fewer vaccines in the coming weeks than had originally been agreed upon
What is AstraZeneca
The CEO of a casino company has resigned after it was revealed he and his wife travelled to an indigenous community in this remote Canadian territory and pretended to be local motel workers to get the coronavirus vaccine
What is the Yukon
This senator, who is third in the presidential line of succession by virtue of being the senior most member of the Democratic majority, was briefly hospitalized yesterday after feeling ill
Who is Patrick Leahy
74 of these animals (who apparently cannot camouflage themselves from x-ray machines) were found hidden in socks and boxes in a suitcase at the Vienna airport, assumedly to be sold for 37,000 euros on the black market
What are chameleons