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Ayanna Presley defeated a 10-term incumbent in this state’s Democratic primary and is likely to become the state’s first black woman elected to Congress
What is Massachusetts
In Canada, some enjoy a dish made from the jellied nose of this VERY canadian animal. Don’t forget to remove the hair!
Moose
The son of this Northeastern Senator lost a New Hampshire congressional primary after his father refused to endorse his own son because it would be engaging in “dynastic politics”
Who is Bernie Sanders
George W. Bush had to make use of his lightning-fast reflexes to dodge this item after an Iraqi journalist threw two at him
Shoe
1. This big city mayor announced he will not seek re-election for a third term 2. This famous tech mogul is facing a libel suit after continuing to insult a British diver
What is Rahm Emmanuelon Musk
This nation is suggesting a hole found in their spacecraft on the International Space Station is the result of intentional sabotage
What is Russia
This country enjoys a delicacy, aptly named Birds Nest Soup, made from the nests of Swiftlets, which are composed primarily of saliva.
China
In what is sure to spark a bureaucratic nightmare, this international body plans to scrap daylight savings by October 2019
What is the European Union
Mitt Romney was hit with a "bomb" made of this hard-to-remove substance that, admittedly, made him look fabulous
Glitter
Ontario Premier Doug Ford, despite it being ruled unconstitutional, has reintroduced legislation to cut Toronto’s city council in half before upcoming municipal elections by using this clause to circumvent the constitution
What is the notwithstanding clause
Uber has announced it will begin banning users in these two English-speaking countries if they maintain a rating of 4 stars or below
What are Australia and New Zealand
In Cambodia, these hairy bois beloved by nerds and school bullies alike are fried whole and served with salt, garlic, and chili.
Tarantulas
This Brazilian soccer star, who plays in Spain, has admitted to defrauding the Spanish government nearly €500,000 in taxes and accepted a 4 month suspended jail sentence
Who is Marcelo
Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin had to dodge two of these during a book signing at the Mall of America in 2009. I assume it was because she had no fresh mozzarella on hand.
Tomatoes
This South American nation is seeking aid and assistance after the National Museum caught fire, destroying 90% of the 20 million artifacts in the collection
What is Brazil
Cady Marsu is made by taking a hollowed out wheel of Parmesan and leaving it outside for a while, allowing it to rot as well as adding this unpleasant ingredient to the cheese (until it grows up anyway)
Maggots
An employee of this Pittsburgh-based grocery store chain was charged with felony theft after admitting to eating $9200 worth of ham and salami while on the job
What is Giant Eagle
Arnold Schwarzenegger had these objects (favored by teen pranksters who know where their math teacher lives) thrown at him in 2003, but opted not to punish those who hatched the plot
Eggs
This European soccer manager has reached a deal with the Spanish government to pay a €2 million fine over allegations that he owed more than €3 million in image rights revenue
Who is Jose Mourinho
This iconic dish is a mixture of a sheep’s heart, lungs, and liver that is mixed with ingredients like oatmeal, onion, and various spices and enclosed within the animal’s stomach. Oatmeal may be bland, but this seems a little excessive.
Haggis
The former Vice President of this Southern African has avoided prison after pleading that as a pastor, his congregation would suffer if he went to jail
What is Zambia
Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro was hit in the head with this tropical fruit (the real kind, 0% nicotine) in 2015
Mango