Funny jokes
Why was the fish so afraid of basketball?
Because of hoop
If a red house is made out of red bricks and orange houses made out of orange bricks in a yellow house is made in a yellow bricks. What is a green house made of
Answer:glass because they store plants
What breed of dog is most common sheep dog
German Shepherd
What is the third planet from the sun?
Earth
What is my least favored game
Jenga
If you’re on a dance party on a basketball court, what is the most likely song that will put on?
hoop there it is hoop there it is
There are two daughters and two mothers went to Alaska. They were only three people back. Who are those people?
Grandma, mom and daughter because Grandma is the mom of Mom and Mom is the mom of the daughter and the daughter is the daughter of the Mom and the Mom is the daughter to the Grandma
What do people think is better dogs or cats?
It’s most likely cats because they’re fuzzy felines the kids really love pops, so it’s most likely a tie, but cats win
what star lead the disciples to Jesus‘s temple
The North Star
What is my favorite game?
uno no mercy
If a cat and a dog breed, what would it be called?
I don’t know what it would be called a catastragali’s
If you’re trapped in a room with only a bucket, there are three doors, one leads into a room of fire. The next door there is alligator infested waters in the third room. There is a chef’s room that will give food no matter what it’ll give you food then kick you out how do you escape?
First take the meat and throw it out of the water, so the alligators will chase it then take the water from the pond and fill up the bucket pour the fire out and go through that door
Many people think that dogs are better than cats. Do you agree?
you should agree if you do agree then you got the answer right if you don’t agree, then you got the answer, wrong
What is the smallest planet in the solar system?
Mercury
Who is my fav movie
Candy cane lane
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese
A grandpa and a kid went fishing it rained and they rushed back inside. The kids clothes and hair was wet and soaked so is the grandpa‘s clothes but not a single hair in his head got wet how’s that possible?
He was bald
Have you ever heard the phrase raining cats and dogs? What does it mean?
It’s raining hard
How many planets are in the solar system
8 (9 including the dwarf planet Pluto)
Who is my favorite soccer player?
Cristiano Ronaldo
What would be a mans best friend?
A dog cause it literally has that in their name
Money can grow in trees. How is that possible?
So money comes from trees not actually grows on trees so this is the process you take the trees bark then you make it in the paper then you print the money on the paper and then you have paper money
Would you rather cats or dogs?
Dogs, of course if you got cats wrong
What is the most famous dwarf planet?
Pluto
Who was the president last year?
Donald trump