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Horses, Heat, and Chaos
Soviet Masterclass in Making Problems
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Borders, Food, and Flexes
100

This country’s capital was called Astana, then Nur-Sultan, then Astana again — identity crisis, but make it national policy.

Kazakhstan

100

This traditional game is basically polo if everyone was fighting over a goat carcass.

Kok-boru, Buzkashi or Kokpar 

100

This crop was pushed so hard in Soviet Central Asia that it helped destroy an entire sea.

Cotton

100

This conqueror made Samarkand the center of his empire.

Timur

100

This rice dish is so iconic in the region that every country acts like their version is the correct one.

Plov

200

This inland sea was nearly destroyed after Soviet planners diverted the rivers feeding it.

Aral Sea

200

This drink, made from fermented mare’s milk, is traditional across parts of the steppe.

Kumis

200

This former fishing town in Uzbekistan is now famous for rusting ships sitting in the desert after the Aral Sea shrank.

Moynaq

200

This Bukhara-born scholar is known in the West as Avicenna.

Ibn Sina

200

This is the only Central Asian country that borders all four of the other “stans.”

Uzbekistan

300

This launch site in Kazakhstan has been one of the world’s most important spaceports since the Soviet era.

Baikonur

300

This portable nomadic home is known in English by this four-letter word.

Yurt

300

This former island in the Aral Sea became infamous as a Soviet bioweapons testing site.

Vozrozhdeniya Island / Rebirth Island

300

This poet and philosopher from Kazakhstan is so important nationally that he’s basically a cultural giant with statues, universities, and everything else named after him.

Abai

300

This capital city’s name literally means “Monday.”

Dushanbe

400

This Central Asian country has a famous gas crater nicknamed the “Door to Hell.”

Turkmenistan

400

Without this animal, steppe warfare and nomadic power in Central Asia would have looked completely different.

Horse

400

This nuclear test site in Kazakhstan became one of the most infamous places in the Soviet weapons program.

Semipalatinsk

400

This 19th-century rivalry between Britain and Russia turned Central Asia into an imperial chessboard.

The Great Game

400

This Central Asian country is the only one of the five that does not border China.

Turkmenistan

500

A city in Kazakhstan once had a huge wooden cathedral built without nails, which sounds fake until you realize it’s absolutely real.

Almaty

500

This empire stormed through Central Asia in the 13th century under Genghis Khan and his successors.

Mongol Empire

500

This valley became a long-term regional headache because Soviet borders sliced through a densely mixed population.

Fergana Valley

500

This Timurid ruler was both a prince and a serious astronomer, which is not the usual combo.

Ulugbek

500

This mountain range, whose name means “Mountains of Heaven,” stretches through Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan and Kazakhstan.

Tian Shan

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