HARRY ISN'T HERE. HE............ (GO) TO THE POST OFFICE
HAS GONE
I CAN'T SING TODAY BECAUSE I'VE GOT A TERRIBLE ______________
SORETHROAT
WHICH INDUSTRY WAS MOST IMPORTANT TO THE BRITISH IN INDIA?
THE COTTON INDUSTRY
WHERE CAN YOU FIND THE WALTER SCOTT MONUMENT?
IN EDINBURGH
IN BRITISH ENGLISH THIS IS CALLED JUMPER, AND IN AMERICAN ENGLISH?
SWEATER
SANDRA HAS STUDIED GREEK ....... 2017
SINCE
I ATE SOME SHRIMPS THAT WEREN'T FRESH. I FEEL SICK, WHAT HAPPENED?
FOOD POISONING
WHAT JOB DID NELSON MANDELA DO WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG MAN?
LAWYER
WHY IS FLORIDA CALLED "THE SUNSHINE STATE"?
BECAUSE IT IS THE WARMEST OF ALL THE US STATES
IN AMERICAN ENGLISH THIS IS CALLED CAB, AND IN BRITISH ENGLISH?
TAXI
......... WATCH IS THIS? IT WAS ON THE FLOOR
WHOSE
HIS RIGHT SIDE OF HIS BODY IS PARALYZED AND HE CAN'T SPEAK AT ALL. WHAT HAPPENED?
A STROKE
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE OLD LANGUAGE OF IRELAND?
GAELIC
WHICH AUSTRALIAN SPORTS TEAM IS CALLED THE WALLABIES?
RUGBY
IN BRITISH ENGLISH THIS IS CALLED PAVEMENT, AND IN AMERICAN ENGLISH?
SIDEWALK
I'VE GOT A CHESTY COUGH. YOU _________ GO TO THE DOCTOR, IT'S BETTER FOR YOU.
SHOULD
THE BANK WAS _________ YESTERDAY. THE THIEVES FLED AWAY WITH A RED CAR, WITHOUT LEAVING ANY TRACES.
ROBBED
WHO WROTE FRANKESTEIN?
MARY SHELLEY
WHERE CAN YOU FIND "COTSWOLD AREA" IN THE UK?
IN THE SOUTH AREA OF ENGLAND, NEAR OXFORD
IN BRITISH ENGLISH, THEY ARE CALLED CRISPS
CHIPS
IF I ________ THE LOTTERY, I ________ BUY A NEW COMPUTER!
WON - WOULD
WHERE WERE YOU YESTERDAY? I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT SCHOOL. PLEASE, DON'T ________ THE SCHOOL.
SKIP
IN WHICH YEAR DID THE ROMANTIC MOVEMENT START?
1789
WHERE IS THE SILICON VALLEY?
IN CALIFORNIA
IN BRITISH ENGLISH IT IS CALLED WAISTCOAT, AND IN AMERICAN ENGLISH?
VEST