Math Mayhem
What did zero say to eight?
A) “Nice belt!” B) “You look infinite!” C) “I’m rounder than you!” D) “We’re equal!”
A) “Nice belt!”
Why can’t you trust an atom?
A) Because they’re unstable. B) Because they make up everything. C) Because they’re tiny. D) Because they split easily
B) Because they make up everything.
“That test was a piece of cake” means:
A) It was delicious. B) It was impossible. C) It was very easy. D) It was about baking.
C) It was very easy.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A) Mushroom B) Showroom C) Storeroom D) Bedroom
A) Mushroom
“Can you give me some ______?”
A) Advices B) Advice C) An advice D) Adviceses
B) Advice
If parallel lines have so much in common, why can’t they ever meet?
A) Because they live in different planes. B) Because they are too proud. C) Because they fear intersection. D) Because it’s against their geometry!
D) Because it’s against their geometry!
What happens when a photon checks into a hotel?
A) It asks for room service. B) It travels light. C) It reflects on its options. D) It loses energy.
B) It travels light.
“You’re the apple of my eye” means:
A) I see you clearly. B) You’re my favorite person. C) You wear glasses. D) You’re healthy.
B) You’re my favorite person.
What fruit loves to go crazy?
A) Apple B) Banana C) Orange D) Mango
B) Banana
Choose the correct sentence:
A) She bought two breads. B) She bought two loaves of bread. C) She bought two bread. D) She bought breades.
B) She bought two loaves of bread.
What’s the most mathematical way to say goodbye?
A) “Take care!” B) “Be rational!” C) “I’ll add you later!” D) “See you in another dimension!”
C) “I’ll add you later!”
Which law explains why you fly backward when you jump off a skateboard?
A) Newton’s 1st B) Newton’s 2nd C) Newton’s 3rd D) Law of Inertia
C) Newton’s 3rd
To “spill the beans” means to:
A) Waste food. B) Reveal a secret. C) Cook something wrong. D) Panic under pressure.
B) Reveal a secret.
What has ears but cannot hear?
A) A pot of soup B) A cornfield C) A sandwich D) A coconut
B) A cornfield
“There isn’t much ______ left.”
A) milks B) milk C) a milk D) the milks
B) milk
Why is six afraid of seven?
A) Because 7, 8, 9 B) Because 6 < 7 C) Because 7’s prime D) Because 7 divided 9
A) Because 7, 8, 9
Why did Einstein hate playing hide and seek?
A) Because he was always found. B) Because time and space always revealed him. C) Because good hiding spots were relative. D) Because everything is relative.
D) Because everything is relative.
If your friend “brings home the bacon,” they:
A) Love animals. B) Work at a farm. C) Earn money for the family. D) Are very lucky.
C) Earn money for the family.
I’m found in a cupboard, I’m sweet and white, and I disappear when you stir me in. What am I?
A) Flour B) Salt C) Sugar D) Powdered milk
C) Sugar
Which sentence is correct?
A) The news are good. B) The news is good. C) The news were good. D) The news be good.
B) The news is good.
Which of the following expressions equals pure happiness? 😄
A) √(-1) × 2² × 3³ × π B) √(-1) × 2³ × 3² × π C) i × 2³ × 3² × π D) i × 9 × 8 × π
C) i × 2³ × 3² × π
What did Schrödinger’s cat say when the box opened?
A) “Surprise!” B) “Am I alive?” C) “It depends on your observation!” D) “Meow or maybe not.”
C) “It depends on your observation!”
To say someone is “nuts about science” means:
A) They dislike science. B) They’re crazy about it. C) They are allergic to it. D) They study biology.
B) They’re crazy about it
What cheese is made backward?
A) Brie B) Edam C) Swiss D) Gouda
B) Edam
Which is correct?
A) I have many furniture. B) I have much furnitures. C) I have a few furniture. D) I have some furniture.
D) I have some furniture.