Math Mayhem
If it takes 5 machines 5 minutes to make 5 parts, how long would it take 100 machines to make 100 parts?
5 minutes
What’s the speed of light in a vacuum… with Wi-Fi on? 💡📶
Still 299,792,458 m/s
"Don’t listen to her opinion on physics—she wears pink socks with sandals!" 🧦👡
What fallacy is this?
Ad Hominem (attacking the person, not the argument)
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock
Ba3t 7mari
ENG: "To throw in the towel"
FR: “Donner sa langue au chat”
A pizza has radius "z" and height "a." What’s its volume? 🍕
Pi × z × z × a = Pizza
What happens if you place a fridge inside another fridge and turn them both on? ❄️🧊
You create a black hole in the kitchen and instantly fail thermodynamics!
"You think I'm wrong about cheating? Well, you copied from Google last week!" 📱📚
Which fallacy is being used to dodge responsibility?
Tu Quoque (You Too) fallacy
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years? ⏳
The letter M
Diaft Nbi Talt Ayyam
Allah Yrham mn Zar ou Khaffaf
EN: Guests and fish stink after 3 days
FR: Il n'est de si bonne compagnie qui ne se quitte
You have 10 fingers. How many fingers do you have in 10 hands? 🧠
50
A guy throws a rock upwards while standing in a moving train. Where will it land? 🚄💥
On his head
"Everyone is switching to ChatGPT, so it must be the smartest tool ever!" 🤖🎉
What kind of faulty reasoning is this?
Bandwagon fallacy (believing something is true because it’s popular)
Why did the student eat his homework? 📄😋
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Nti Lmoummou D3iniyya
EN : The apples of my eyes
FR : La prunelle de mes yeux
A snail climbs 3 meters every day but slips back 2 meters at night. How many days to climb a 10-meter wall? 🐌
8 days (on Day 8, it reaches the top and doesn't slip!)
Why don't electrons ever get invited to parties? 🥳
Because they’re always negative!
"If you don’t agree with my plan, you’ll fail the exam and ruin your future." 😱📉
What fallacy tries to force agreement through fear?
Appeal to Force or Fear
I have keys but no locks, I have space but no room,
You can enter—but there’s no door.
What am I?
A keyboard!
kay kobb lma f ramla
EN: “Like shouting into the wind”
FR: “Parler dans le vide”
If 2 + 2 = fish and 3 + 3 = eight, what is 7 + 7? 🤯
Triangle (just say it's abstract math… or Moroccan logic!)
Why don’t protons ever feel depressed? 😌⚛️
Because they’re always positive, hang out with neutrons, and avoid electrons like drama!
"Either you study engineering or you're a complete failure in life." ⚙️💥
What fallacy limits options to only two extremes?
Black-or-White fallacy / Either-Or Position
A man pushes his car to a hotel and tells the owner he’s bankrupt. Why? 🚗🏨
He’s playing Monopoly!
Blemhel Kay tkel Boudanjal
EN: Good things come to those who wait
FR: Tout vient a point à qui sait attendre