Candles
What's the best oil to use?
olive oil
Why do we light menorah in Shul
פרסומי ניסא
Which Woman famously had a big part in Saving בני ישראל?
יהודית
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
because they have good soles
Why did the orange lose the race?
it ran out of juice
What's the best material for wicks to use?
wool
When do we light in Shul?
between Mincha and Arvit
women have this minhag when the candles are lit? What is it?
not to do מלאכה
When do you stop at green and go at red?
When you’re eating a watermelon
Why don’t birds follow directions?
they like to wing it
What's the best material to use for menorah itself?
Silver
How many sefer Torahs are taken out this Shabbat
3
Why do some people have the minhag to eat dairy on Chanuka?
to commemorate the miracle
What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went to work?
Bison
What do sneezes wear on their feet?
Their ahhhh-shoes.
Why can't you use a havdala candle for the menorah?
it's a torch/bonfire
What Tefilla is added to שמונה עשרה?
על הניסים
Women are usually exempt in these kind of Mitzvos
מצוות עשה שהזמן גרמא
What do you call a sad strawberry?
a blueberry
Why should you never use a dull pencil?
it's pointless
Why can't you make the candle out of wax from Avoda zara?
מאוס -disgusting
Name a part of Shachrit that is skipped on Chanuka
Tachanun, למנצח
Women are obligated in the Mizva of lighting the Menorah because.....
אף הן היו באותו הנס
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it
How do you get an alien baby to sleep?
you rocket