How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
What kind of pets does Ken have?
Dog, Fish
What type of shark does Abi consider as “S Tier”?
Hammerhead, lemon, blacktip reef, whale shark
Did TomKat resign on his own free will?
Never trust your government.
Where is UConn located?
@ UConn
Dunkin or Starbucks?
UConn runs on Dunkin
Are Zebras real?
YES!
Who was involved in the bite of 87?
Golden Freddy
What virus did everyone suddenly forget about?
EEE
What is currently being stolen from cars at UConn?
Catalytic Converters
Are Zebras real?
NO!
A rooster is on an open gable roof and lays an egg. The wind is blowing at 6mph East. The farmer wants to catch the egg before it falls. Where should the farmer stand to catch it?
Roosters don’t lay eggs
What is Abi’s average number of solves in wordle?
4
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you no longer have me. What am I?
A secret
What's a Business Major's favorite colored pencil?
They prefer crayons
Would Spencer rather fight an orangutan once a year with a sword or fight a chicken every time he gets in his car?
Orangutan
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Jeff
How deep is the Mariana trench (in feet)?
36,201 feet or 6.8 miles
Who is Peter’s favorite Eboard member?
Peter
Who on Eboard is most likely to survive a fight against 5-7 feral hogs?
Abi
Who is Spencer’s favorite Disney princess?
Princess Leia
Name Ken’s 1st and 2nd Favorite Pokémon
Volcarona, Breloom
What is Abi’s coffee order at bookworms?
French vanilla iced latte with oat milk
What is BIG CHEM hiding about the double bond representation of molecular oxygen?
The radical nature of the oxygen-oxygen bond
BONUS 300: what would happen if the common representation was correct?
What does soop doop mean (verbatim)?
Super duper