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100

Who is considered the "Father of History"?

Herodotus

100

Marco Polo set out from what country?

Italy

100

"καὶ σύ τέκνον" - You too, child

Julius Ceaser (attributed)

100

Faulty design led to the mid-air explosion of which Space Shuttle?

Challenger

100

What were the names of the two B-29 Superfortress bombers that dropped the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945?

The Enola Gay and Bockscar.

200

What is the ancient Greek jar, usually used for holding wine, grain, or other goods, called?

An amphora

200

Leif Ericson is widely held to be one of the first Europeans to set foot on what continent?

North America

200

I am well done on this side, turn me over.

Saint Lawrence

200

What telegram was intercepted by the British and eventually led to the United States joining WWI?

The Zimmerman Telegram

200

Enrico Dandolo led Venice in which crusade?

The Fourth Crusade

300

This writing system originating on the island of Crete has yet to be deciphered.

Linear A

300

In what century was the Ottoman Empire at the height of its power?

16th-17th century

300

I'm bored with it all.

Winston Churchill

300

The explosion of what oil rig caused the largest oil spill in US History?

Deepwater Horizon

300

What is the name of the ship that picked up the survivors of the RMS Titanic's sinking?

RMS Carpathia

400

The Incan Empire utilized Khipu to communicate across its empire. What is it?

Messages conveyed by tying knots in string

400

What ancient city used to be in the spot where Mexico City now stands?

Tenochtitlan

400

Either that wallpaper goes—or I do.

Oscar Wilde

400

A baker's oven on Pudding Lane sparked what great fire?

The Great Fire of London in 1666.

400

Who is considered the creator of the Great Man Theory of history?

Thomas Carlyle

500

Where were the first universities founded?

Ancient India

500

The African nation of Mali was famous for trading in gold and what necessary seasoning?

Salt

500
OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW.
Steve Jobs
500

The captain and crew of what German boat, when captured, did not destroy confidential documents and machines that helped the breaking of the Enigma Code?

Submarine U-110

500

What RAF fighter aircraft mounted the first air defense of the island of Malta? (Bonus points for the names of these aircraft, bonus bonus points for the number)

Gloster Sea Gladiator bi-planes, named Faith, Hope, and Charity

Actually, 6 aircraft, with only three operational at any one time
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