Brotherhood
What does AIT stand for?
Aleph-In-Training
What is Joffe's first name and how do you spell it?
Justen
Who were the main founding members of Chapel AZA #245?
Andrew Quigley, Drew Hoffman, Jake Borowsky
What Hebrew letters does AZA stand for?
Aleph Zadik Aleph
What is BBYO?
A cult.
What's the AZA handshake?
beep beep lettuce bender
What is Joffe's favorite football team?
They're not a team, they're a coalition of cheating scumbags.
Spygate (2007) • PEDSgate (5x since 2007) • IRgate (1986) • Snowplowgate (1982) • IRgate (2013) • Leapergate (1961) • Walkthroughgate (2002) • Deflategate (2015) • Formationgate (2015) • Tuckgate (2001) • Tampergate (2015: Revis) • Headsetgate (2015)
What brand can Chapel relate to?
Trojan cOnDoMs
What is the AZA pep song?
Up You Men
Who was the first person who had the pleasure of feeling Jeremy Bender's soft luscious lips?
Seth Drachmans. Yes, multiple Drachs = Drachmans.
Name 3 AZA cardinal principles
Patriotism, Judaism, Filial Love, Charity, Conduct, Purity, Fraternity
What was the first board position Joffe held?
S'gan
Who was Chapel's first Shaliach?
Austin Geller
What year was AZA founded?
1924
Where is IC 2019?
Denver, CO
Name 2 of the Five Folds of AZA Programming
Social, Judaic, Athletic, Community Service/Social Action, Education
What is Joffe's GPA and at what school?
PERFECT GPA at Cherry Hill High School West
Who was Chapel's second Shaliach?
Josh Boro
What state was the first chapter made in? (Bonus points for city)
Omaha, Nebraska
Name ALL 5 major Regional Conventions
RLTI, WinterCon, Tournies, IT, Spring Thing
Name 3 summer programs and what they stand for
CLTC, ILTC, Kallah, Passport, ILSI
From what country did Joffe's dad (Ian) immigrate from?
(South) Tsamina mina eh eh waka waka eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa this time for Africa
What year did Chapel fold?
2012
What words does AZA stand for in Hebrew?
Ahava, Tzedakah, Achdoot (Fraternal love, Benevolence, and Harmony)
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Cornell University reports, a wildlife biologist once measured the inside volume of a typical woodchuck burrow. From this, they estimated that, if wood filled the hole instead of dirt “the industrious animal would have chucked about 700 pounds' worth".