If 2 people wanted to eat 1 jelly donut, and 1 of the people was Noam, this is how much Noam would get of the jelly donut.
What is 1? (Noam's always very hungry.)
100
If Nissim wanted to light his Chanukiah at Noam's house, this is the reason why he wouldn't be able to.
What is it's not Noam's house!
200
If Babi prepared 10 Latkes, but there were 11 people who wanted (including her) this is how many Babi would get.
What is 1? (Babi always has extras!!!)
200
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Chana?
Chana-who?
Who (what) is Chanukah?
300
If Aunt Beanah, Uncle Moshe Dov, Nissim., and Avraham Simncha all lit Chanukaihs on the 7th night of Chanukah, how would candles would be lit in all?
What is 32.
300
The lighter said this to the Chanukah candle.
What is, "you've just met your match?"
400
If 8 people of a family of 13 people lit their Chanukiot on the 6th night, how many candles were not lit that should've been?
What is none?
400
We spin the Dreidel on Chanukah for this reason.
What is because it won't spin by itself?
500
If x is how many people need to light in family y, and family y started with 2 people in 2003, increasing at a 35% rate per year, how many candles are they lighting now, (on this night,) in 2016? (Assume everybody lights.)