American Presidents
The shortest term of any American president in months
One month (William Henry Harrison)
This large character wrestled Hermione in Lockhart's 'duelling lesson' leading to her obtaining what she perceives is one of 'her' hairs.
Millicent Bulstrode
This capital of Egypt is not home to the great pyramids as many people believe, but is home to over 20 million people
Cairo
France is known for it's quirky and silly cars, these three brands represent most of France's automotive exports.
Citroën, Peugeot, and Renault
This carb-heavy and cheesy meal is Charles' favourite late night indulgence
Hashbrown Casserole
The number of presidents who have served two non-consecutive terms
This beloved character famously pranks the students and teachers of Hogwarts, especially targeting Filtch, though makes no appearance in any of the movies.
Peeves the Poltergeist
This West-African country's capital of 'Monrovia' is named after U.S. President James Monroe, due to his connections in helping deport former slaves to the country after an unsteady integration of Black people in Northern-American society.
This German automotive group owns and constructs the most amount of brands of cars in the world, integrating parts between cheap hatchbacks, luxury cruisers, and even tarmac ripping supercars.
VW
Charles was known as this during his summer working at Beauvais Lake Provincial Park
'The Short Guy'
New American slums which popped up in the late 1920s were named after this American president who sat through the great depression
Hoovervilles (President Herbert Hoover)
This silly but central character in the Goblet of Fire was cut from the movies due to a lack of casting opportunities and time constraints
Ludo Bagman
This country is mostly made up of land on Africa's mainland, though it's capital, Malabo, is on a separate island in the Gulf of Guinea
Equatorial Guinea
This small auto company is based out of the Czech Republic and has never entered the U.S. market. Today they are built by the Germans.
Skǒda
Charles has never admitted he likes some men as well as women. This silly twink is one of Charles' only types of men.
The silly blonde twink on Instagram
These four presidents were the only to be assassinated in office
In order: Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, Kennedy
This scene in the Chamber of Secrets which introduced Moaning Myrtle and saw the trio subsequently discover Mrs. Norris' petrified body was (shamelessly, abhorrently, and cruelly) cut from the second Harry Potter movie
Nearly Headless Nick's 500th death-day party
This North African country has been in perpetual civil conflict since the assassination of it's longtime dictator 'Muammar Gaddhafi' during a revolt in 2011.
Libya
This car is Charles' dream car
Porsche 911 Carrera 993
One of Charles' favourite fun facts about himself includes this activity he performed on a family trip in 2018.
Diarrhea in the Anne Frank House (Amsterdam)
This president is number 1 on Charles' 'most fuckable presidents' list
James K. Polk
This character was found in Hagrid's hut after being missing and considered dead for months in the Prisoner of Azkaban
Scabbers (Peter)
The only African country with three capitals
South Africa
The only ever semi-successful production car from a Canadian automotive company produced the Bricklin SV-1, founded and assembled in this Canadian Province.
New Brunswick (Saint John)
This country is Charles' dream place to study, specifically in it's parliamentary capital of ______
South Africa, Johannesburg