Dad Jokes
How did the farmer mend the holes in his jeans?
With cabbage patches
This is the biggest video game franchise of all time.
Super Mario
Traditionally made by butting meat on a bun, with cheese, lettuce, and tomato.
Cheeseburger
The capital of this state is surprisingly not NYC.
Albany, NY
People love to pose like they're holding up this slanted landmark.
The Leaning Tower of Piza
What happened when the dog ate the firefly?
It barked with de-light!
Scrabble
Cookie
We have been to the capital of this state.
Trenton, NJ
A giant tower in the middle of Paris
The Eiffiel Tower
What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice?
A Pop-sicle
What are the three biggest board game companies?
Hasbro, Mattel, and Ravensburger
This food is made by toasting bread, and traditionally putting Jam on it.
Toast
We flew 5 hours to get to this capital.
Phoenix, AZ
One of the Wonders of the world, in Rio De Janeiro.
Christ the Redeemer
Did you hear about the haunted french pancakes?
They'll give you the crepes!
What is the classic board game?
Chess
The name of this bowtie shaped Pasta means "Butterfly" in Italian
Farfalle
The capital of this state is also known as "The Mile High City"
Denver, CO
How many wonders of the world are there?
7
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent.
What is the most popular board game?
Monopoly
A soft delicate cheese made almost or entirely out of goat's milk.
Chèvre
The capital of this state is also the name of a place in Massachusetts that became famous for a witch trial.
Salem, OR
A famous landmark in Rome, of which gladiators used to fight in.
The Colosseum