Austin
Contrary to some beliefs at the time, baby Austin was not to be named after this rhyming northeast American city - I think our parents made the right choice.
What is Boston?
This fictional, evil poacher shares a name with our Theo...but not a first name.
Who is Clayton?
Back in the day, we'd go to this fittingly named event, often held at the library, where toddlers would spend the day with their mothers.
What is Mommy and Me?
Head to a store where you can buy the latest Xbox or Nintendo release. If you happen to catch on fire, you should consider a classic 3-step procedure to save yourself.
What is GameStop Drop and Roll?
The last time we had the Patriots and Seahawks facing off in February, the game ended sickeningly, on a shocking interception thrown by this Quarterback.
Who is Russell Wilson?
Austin once dressed as this friendly bear for Halloween.
Who is Winnie the Pooh?
Who is Von?
Though typically sweet and gentle, mom, when angry, used to occasionally grab my arm, making pain-inducing weapons out of these sharp body parts. (Austin can attest)
What are her fingernails?
If you're naughty in class, you may not get a vacation in July... hopefully your "teacher" is actually just a deadbeat who turns the class into a band!
What is Summer School of Rock?
Having called the Super Bowl in both 2023 and 2025, this now big time play-by-play commentator was once the beloved sideline reporter for Gary, Keith, Ron and the Mets on SNY.
Who is Kevin Burkhardt?
It's only right that Austin once took an at-bat against this lusciously-locked MLB pitcher.
Who is Noah "Thor" Syndergaard?
Though "Teddy" isn't one of Theo's preferred nicknames, it is the name the teenage girl who makes a video diary for her baby sister in this Disney sitcom.
What is Good Luck Charlie?
Mom was NOT born with the name Michele - instead her name was this.
What is Mirta (unsure of spelling)?
Chicago football fans can be heard chanting a beloved 2-word chant, even all the way in Australia!
What is Bear Down Under?
Her performance of the Star-Spangled Banner at the big game in 1991 would inevitably rise to fame as arguably the strongest and most iconic rendition of the anthem.
Who is Whitney Houston?
Actor Austin Butler played this character on Zoey 101. Ironically, he was a replacement at Pacific Coast Academy for the character named..... Chase.
Who is James Garrett?
In Alvin and the Chipmunks, Theodore typically sports a shirt of this color.
What is Green?
"You the real MVP," this NBA star told his mother during his MVP acceptance speech in 2014.
Who is Kevin Durant?
A famous Prince song and album (and eventually movie), and a film about a man who forms a connection with his autistic savant brother.
What is Purple Rain Man?
"The Incident" during the halftime show at Super Bowl XXXVIII (38) featured an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction for Janet Jackson, alongside this guy. I guess it's safe to say the two weren't quite in sync.
Who is Justin Timberlake?
"Austin" is the title of one of the most popular songs by this singer, also well-known for his time on The Voice.
Who is Blake Shelton?
What is New York?
This famous Michelle was born nearly 6 years prior to mom, and is known for her acting roles in Scarface and Dangerous Liaisons.
Who is Pfeiffer?
An old communication method for electric telegraph featuring 'dot-and-dash' symbols wouldn't be so useful for a team-based word finding card game.
What is Morse Codenames?
Chuck Howley, an old linebacker for the Cowboys, recorded 2 interceptions and a fumble recovery in Super Bowl V, enough to earn him Super Bowl MVP. He's the only player to win the award in spite of this notable shortcoming.
What is played for the losing team?