Sports
People in short shorts sprint into each other for five tackles, then kick the ball away and pretend that’s a good idea.
What is Rugby League?
A lost fish causes international chaos while his dad commits multiple maritime crimes.
What is Finding Nemo?
She started with country, now sells out stadiums, and keeps naming and shaming her exes through catchy bangers.
Who is Taylor Swift?
A bunch of colonists got angry about tea and made their own country, but didn’t invent good coffee.
A subject where letters try to solve problems, and your calculator does most of the work.
What is Maths?
Eleven people stand around a paddock for six hours while one person throws a rock at another person holding a plank.
What is Cricket?
A wizard with a forehead tattoo wins fights by being nice and having friends do all the work.
What is Harry Potter?
Four dudes from the UK changed music forever, then split up over creative differences and possibly toast.
Who were the Beatles?
A massive stock market crash sent everyone’s money on a holiday they never came back from, kicking off a global bad mood for years.
What is the Great Depression?
The one where you mix clear liquids until something explodes or smells like eggs.
What is Science/Chemistry?
A bunch of people slap a ball around a rectangle with curved bats and call it a sport.
What is Field Hockey?
Teens fight to the death in an extremely disorganised school camp with no OH&S.
What is the Hunger Games?
This UK singer turns heartbreak into chart-toppers and can hit notes strong enough to emotionally vaporise a person.
Who is Adele?
A man took a giant leap onto a dusty rock far away and made history with one small step (plus some epic footprints).
What is the Moon Landing (1969)?
A deep dive into wars, dates, and people who made very questionable decisions a long time ago.
What is History?
You run in circles trying to kick a ball through big sticks while commentators yell about “pressure acts.”
What is AFL?
An Aussie guy yells about Valhalla while strapped to the front of a moving ute.
What is Mad Max?
This Aussie band made flannel shirts cool, sings about youth, and has more feelings than a Year 9 English class.
Who are 5 Seconds of Summer?
A big concrete wall was built to keep people apart, but decades later, it got smashed down and turned into souvenirs.
What is the Fall of the Berlin Wall?
You read a book where literally nothing happens, then write a five-paragraph essay about the “themes.”
What is English?
People with brooms slide a kettle across ice while yelling at it like it owes them money.
What is curling?
A dream inside a dream inside a workplace HR violation, all backed by a dramatic BRRRAHHHHM sound.
What is Inception?
She wore a meat dress, loves being weird, and sang a song about a card game like it meant something.
Who is Lady Gaga?
One guy got shot in a car and the entire world started arguing for four years straight. No one won.
What was the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand?
You learn another language just well enough to panic during oral exams and forget every word.
What is Language?