Thanksgiving Jokes
Which side of a turkey has more feathers?
The outside
Which U.S President made Thanksgiving a national holiday?
Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Truman
Abraham Lincoln
In recent years, this event has gained popularity as a pre-feast tradition. These community runs or walks offer a healthy twist for the holiday. Participants take part in 5K races or fun runs, often dressed in turkey-themed costumes. It’s a fantastic way to burn some calories before indulging in the Thanksgiving spread.
Turkey trots
What did snoopy make for Thanksgiving dinner?
Buttered toast, popcorn, pretzel sticks, and jelly beans
Who voices Elsa in the movie Frozen?
Kristin Chenoweth
Idina Menzel
Lea Michele
Idina Menzel
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
How many people were at the first Thanksgiving meal?
12, 24, 96, 140
140
After the meal, many families engage in this age-old tradition which involves two people tugging at an item, each making a silent wish. What is the item?
Wish bone
Who was the first person Peppermint Patty invited to Charlie Brown's house for Thanksgiving.
Herself
In Home Alone, where does Kevin’s family end up for the holidays?
Paris
Rome
New York City
Paris
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing, wing, wing
Which American President instituted the annual "turkey pardon" at the White House?
Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt, George HW Bush, Bill Clinton
George Herbert Walker Bush
Thanksgiving is not limited to biological families. Many people celebrate this a gathering of close people who become like family.
Friendsgiving
True or False: Peppermint Patty and Marcie were voiced in several specials by male actors.
True
In the movie Ice Age, what is the name of the ground sloth?
Manny
Sid
Diego
Sid
What do turkeys give thanks for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians
What Christmas song was originally written for Thanksgiving?
Jingle Bells. While today "Jingle Bells" is known as a Christmas song, it was originally written for Thanksgiving. James Lord Pierpont wrote the song and it was first performed for a Thanksgiving service at his family member's church.
While technically a tradition that occurs after Thanksgiving, it has become an integral part of the holiday weekend for many Americans. After giving thanks, some families head out early the next morning to find deals on everything from electronics to clothing.
Black Friday
What does Peppermint Patty call Charlie Brown?
Chuck
In the movie Elf, where does Buddy go to find his biological father?
The Rockefeller Center
The Empire State Building
Statue of Liberty
The Empire State Building
When is turkey soup bad for your health?
When you’re the turkey
When was the first Thanksgiving NFL football game?
1924, 1934, 1954, 1964
1934. Detroit Lions and the Chicago Bears. The Bears won the game 19-16
Thanksgiving morning often kicks off with these two American traditions. What are they?
Parades and football
What year did Charlie Brown Thanksgiving first air?
1963, 1973, 1983
1973
In The Nightmare Before Christmas, who is Jack Skellington’s main rival?
Santa Claus
Oogie Boogie
Zero
Oogie Boogie