Do I have to???
You must attend all sessions unless excused by the program manager Liz.
What is attendance is mandatory?
Tell staff if you’re sick instead of showing up coughing like a zombie
What is call and notify staff?
You show up late with coffee and loudly announce your weekend drama during group.
What is not appropriate group participation?
Act out a coping skill without talking
OK I SEE THOSE SKILLS
Why did the math book look sad?
What is it had too many problems?
This is required in therapy or it won’t work.
What is participation?
You are expected to follow this personalized roadmap.
What is your treatment plan?
Your mood shifts fast, something feels wrong,
Don’t stay quiet—speak up before too long 🚨
What is report changes to staff?
This is more important than being “perfect” in treatment.
What is effort/engagement?
What do you call a fake noodle?
What is an impasta? 🍝
I’m sneaky and illegal, you try to hide me well,
But if I’m found on site… farewell
What are drugs and alcohol?
This behavior includes harassment, slurs, or intimidation leads to immediate discharge.
What is disrespectful or threatening behavior?
You notice your mood improving after practicing coping skills daily.
What is progress/outcome measurement in action?
It’s not about being “fixed,” but about building this set of skills to handle life outside CHC without spiraling when things get messy.
What are healthy coping skills and resilience?
Why did the cookie go to therapy?
What is it felt crumby? 🍪
You are expected to arrive at this state every day.
What is on time and ready to participate?
Break the rules, skip goals, don’t engage at all…
I’m the consequence waiting to call 📞
What is administrative discharge?
You improve and transition to a lower level of care.
What is step-down/discharge with aftercare?
You use skills learned in treatment during a stressful moment at home.
What is… applying treatment to real life?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What is sofishticated? 🐟
Full-day program hours run between these times.
What is 9:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m.?
P.S. other appointments should be scheduled outside of these hours
Gossiping about group outside
What is confidentiality?
A client skips sessions, ignores their treatment plan, and stops participating. Staff have addressed it multiple times with no change.
What is administrative discharge due to non-compliance and absences?
You mess up, but choose to try again instead of giving up.
What is… resilience?
What do you call a cow with all legs?
What is high steaks? 🥩