cheese
more cheese
still more cheese
CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHEESE IS THE KEY TO LIFE
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This is the cheese question

yes

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Do ya like waffles?

If you said no you are a savage even though cheese is better...

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Who cut the cheese?

me :D

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Will you join the squash resistance

YOU BETTER

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Is CHEESE the key to life

if you said no then............................................... ..................................................................................................................................................................................................you... are... the... devil!!!

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Are you suuure this is the cheese question?

uh.. yes?

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It is traditional in Jeopardy to phrase this as a statement

yes

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What does cheese sound like

childhood memories

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Is it wrong to kill cheese

don't think of it as killing, think of it as sending them to a better place

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What is the key to life and death

POTATO :D

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Do you really think this is the cheese question?

I don't know anymore :(

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if you answer this question correctly I will give you a million bucks

correctly

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What does cheese taste like?

heaven

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Are you insane for ever thinking it was a good idea to play this jeopardy game

incredibly

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What does cheese taste like?

A: cheese

B: heaven

C: life

All of the above

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What if i told you this isn't really the cheese question

That's preposterous

400

What does cheese look like

Cheese

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What does cheese smell like

Cheese

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Is your life made of cheese

mostly, but there is room for water and sleep an-WAFFLE

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You haven't lived until you...

are born

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you haven't lived until you...

this question has already been as-POTATO :D

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What is my favorite food

PIZZA why would you think anything else?

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Is this the million dollar question

You wish

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Am I running out of cheese questions

of course not... *laughs nervously*

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Can you carve a key out of cheese and open the life door

IT'S JUST A METAPHOR YOU MORON

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